Meredith Red Gardner

Quality Engineer, triathlete, coach, yoga instructor and all around badass

[Meredith Red Gardner @gardnermer]

After going around in circles with @AlaskaAir, submitting paperwork 3 times and speaking to someone at the airport. They've told me that they aren't liable for dropping something so heavy on my brand new bike that it cracked the frame and destroyed the bag. Really disappointing

[Meredith Red Gardner @gardnermer]

Solid relationship advice from Jorts.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Ok I really have a LOT of stuff to do. I will ask for help and I’ll try not to stress if they do the stuff different than I would do that stuff

[Meredith Red Gardner @gardnermer]

@lawnsea Nooo!!

[Meredith Red Gardner @gardnermer]

@taylor_atx Yoda clearly deserves it

[Meredith Red Gardner @gardnermer]

Jorts, our newest porch cat, came around to eat and lounge in the garden. I named him after the Goodest internet cat. But we also like to call him toasted marshmallow or buttery toast

[Meredith Red Gardner @gardnermer]

Hey @JortsTheCat. Do you have any recommendations on how to best invite my porch cats inside or ensure they’re prepared for rain and cold?

One is trusting enough and she will enter but isn’t keen to stay long. It’s been cold and rainy and I just worry about these cuties.

[Meredith Red Gardner @gardnermer]

@JortsTheCat I read it to my mom over the phone Bc she’s been laid up with a pulled muscle and feeling sad

[Meredith Red Gardner @gardnermer]

@seldo Thanks for this hot tip. Following both accounts now. My fav social posts are from my fellow makers

[Meredith Red Gardner @gardnermer]

@MichaelsStores https://t.co/Rl4MynvBg4. At sunset valley market

[Meredith Red Gardner @gardnermer]

@MichaelsStores completely devastated. Finally found some Chameleon yarn at my local store, and it wouldn’t ring up as it’s “not for sale.” So they couldn’t sell it to me! Has this been recalled? What’s the deal? All I want is some dope yarn that changes color in the sun!

[Meredith Red Gardner @gardnermer]

@techgirl1908 I generally try for 3 weeks between gigs now. I’ve definitely done immediate turn arounds and it just blows. Giving myself some serious time just helps me go into the new gig refreshed and ready. My fav was spending the entire time in Iceland 🇮🇸

[Meredith Red Gardner @gardnermer]

@taylor_atx All I can think about is how nice a shower will feel when that’s a thing I can have.

[Meredith Red Gardner @gardnermer]

@seldo Texans are too stressed out right now to remember there’s a health crisis going on. Amazing what you can forget when you’re just worried about food, shelter, water and heat. We’re also super livid with our politicians

[Meredith Red Gardner @gardnermer]

@taylor_atx I’m just waiting on them to fix infrastructure. Had a transformer on my street break early Wednesday morning. The unknown is anxiety inducing

[Meredith Red Gardner @gardnermer]

Woke up to a transformer blowing and my power going out. Called 311 to report it and the operator sounded just exhausted. (There was a wait to get anyone). I hope there’s not a downed power line anywhere. I’ve been lucky to have power as long as I have. Stay safe

[Meredith Red Gardner @gardnermer]

Where’s a 90s boy band when you need them? Texas is in search of an extra 98 degrees. 🥶

[Meredith Red Gardner @gardnermer]

@courtneynash @taylor_atx And father of 7? Definitely gotta be Mormon. Maybe this partially explains the 4,000 as ft house? But as it was 5 years ago maybe they didn’t have quite as many then

[Meredith Red Gardner @gardnermer]

@taylor_atx @hobiehenning @__apf__ Which he choose bc it’s the only place the schools were “good enough”. 🙄 but then was upset that there weren’t more school options? I can’t even

[Meredith Red Gardner @gardnermer]

@taylor_atx @heyitscerita This (and the entire article) makes me feel confident this dude is a giant jerk and there’s a reason he thinks everyone is mean to him

[Meredith Red Gardner @gardnermer]

@BluehairCoffee I had to have cataract surgery before I was 30, both eyes. I had the surgeries a week apart. First was right after doing an Ironman and getting food poisoning the next day. Despite many assurances that there was no physical possible way, they still made me pee in a cup. 🙄