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[pete gardner @gardnersworld]

Asked for a receipt from the taxi in Bradford this is what I got #VATregistered?

[pete gardner @gardnersworld]

Would like to thank @annaburton__ for her suggestion at today's meeting 'u should get a nasal trimmer' #P45

[pete gardner @gardnersworld]

Just a little tweet to make all you parents feel better

[pete gardner @gardnersworld]

@benwalker87 dodgy northern accent and poor jokes... I see the link

[pete gardner @gardnersworld]

Finally a wing mirror designed for women?

[pete gardner @gardnersworld]

Interesting fact to start the hols. Glasgow has 2 airports. 1 in Glasgow. Check & another 25miles away #epicfail

[pete gardner @gardnersworld]

Getting stared down at the lights by this crazy fool. #roadrage

[pete gardner @gardnersworld]

Never good for the ego when u sit down & break the chair #pies

[pete gardner @gardnersworld]

Just busted @eringardneruk emailing to get a cat off Gumtree good job she sucks at being sly

[pete gardner @gardnersworld]

The doctor is back!!! #46 #rossi

[pete gardner @gardnersworld]

@benwalker87 @jjprcomms #slowestweeter hahha

[pete gardner @gardnersworld]

@benwalker87 @JJPRComms short straw #speedyweet

[pete gardner @gardnersworld]

In Starbucks today, didn't need that.... got one already @eringardneruk #lovemywife

[pete gardner @gardnersworld]

U make, it I'll wear it. Easter bonnet swag suicide @ the carehome with Mabel. 93yrs old still laughing. Love u gran

[pete gardner @gardnersworld]

Something so significant happnd 2000yrs ago that society still stops to celebrate it. Find out why

[pete gardner @gardnersworld]

Serious I want cassette tapes! It has dalby noise reduction so if they were recorded from the radio it's ok

[pete gardner @gardnersworld]

In my new car I had 2 make compromises for my budget. 1 bonus tho tape player. Friends of the 90's pls send me u'r mix tapes

[pete gardner @gardnersworld]

I cleared snow Sunday AM & changed in my car after. Got home & only had 1shoe. Back 2day post melt #yespleaseshoe

[pete gardner @gardnersworld]

When your motorbike brake is removed 'cos it's safer' you know it's gonna be a good day...fun at flattrack #sideways

[pete gardner @gardnersworld]

@funeralsuits you smashed it tonight at Fibbers!! apologies for the funeral crowd!