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[effy ｡꩜˚⋆ @strawbhaze]

lowkey consider myself lucky i experienced high school without ai because nothing compares to the joy of finding a brainly that has the exact same questions as your homework

[blehh @pupzypup]

bird 1: are we safe?
bird 2: yeah he only has one stone

[henry @henry5839201746]

just ate tomato soup and drank some water

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

siri. call my prawns 🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[grace @gracefishlove]

if you're shy as an adult they kill you

[grace @gracefishlove]

I get rlly frightened when the washing machine gets to the scary part

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

i really don't need alcohol to act crazy i'll tweak off a coke zero idgaf

[hajime booty healer @hajimecute]

ill block a bitch on my e-handbook

[fawn @fawnncel]

you met me at a very my stomach hurts so bad time of my life

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Saying “That won’t be necessary “ when im offered water at someones house

[miller @millerlowlife89]

you’re in her dms. i’m black mold. inhale my spores

[Vee @dollllfears]

Imagine not sleeping with plushies. You guys gonna get ate by monsters.

[m @B0YCOMPUTER]

i like when mr krabs calls him spongeboymebob

[tasman @lildorothy_]

did you seriously just pique my interest

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Every morning my shell is cracked and I am poured onto a hot skillet, then the Scrambling begins