Gareth Clarke

Paris, Berlin, Amsterdam, Madrid, Valencia and LONDON 2017 Marathon runner. Considering Tokyo, Boston, New York and North Korea

[Gareth Clarke @gareth30]

BFS to PFO #Jet2 interesting to see that the #plane that’s just gone over my head already has its landing gear down???

Supposedly off to #Paphos but taking a diversion to #EMA?

#FlightRadar #Jet2

[Gareth Clarke @gareth30]

#safferyrotarywalk #srIslandwalk https://t.co/YbMEjxpoeA

[Gareth Clarke @gareth30]

@Barclaycard seriously amazed at how impressive your call answering times are….. perhaps I should advise my admin team to follow your lead??

[Gareth Clarke @gareth30]

@TravisPerkinsCo you need more staff! Can you call me please! Been on hold for 16 minutes!!!

[Talk Green Ltd @TalkGreenUK]

Considering that #FootballIndex has gone into administration and @NFFC @NFFC_live have removed the sponsorship from the players shirts perhaps discounted sponsorship should be offered to local companies with the money being donated to charity? We’ll start with an offer!

[Gareth Clarke @gareth30]

@innocent On a serious note perhaps this could actually be a thing! Develop a tasty bean smoothie then when we go into lock down the government could give these out as the vaccine and perhaps the output (farts) would sort the virus.....bean and gone!

[Gareth Clarke @gareth30]

Just been watching @BBCNews and @TinaDaheley as lead! Listened to this lovely for so many years on @BBCR1 and what a credit to the slot 👍

[Karen Clarke 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @KazzaClarke]

👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 THANK YOU to all NHS staff, carers, key workers and everyone for staying at home 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 #ClapForNHS #ClapForCarers #ClapForKeyworkers #PlayYourPart #COVID19

[Gareth Clarke @gareth30]

?’able comment! Suspect u don’t know the 1/2 of it! Perhaps u should look at https://t.co/xJStRMk1hH 13 years to build my business! Working 12+ hrs a day! We’ve paid more tax in some years than Starbucks! but will have to make staff redundant if we don’t get help! Not our fault!

[Lynne Heap @lush_lynne]

@MartinSLewis The reason Company directors take dividends is because they pay a lot less tax than they would on a salary and avoid employer’s and employee’s NIC altogether. Dividends are Investment, not earned,income.They can’t have their cake and eat it!

[Talk Green Ltd @TalkGreenUK]

Thanks Michael! And thanks to @fastgraphicsnot for the incredibly fast turn around it’s now pride of place!

[Gareth Clarke @gareth30]

2 of 2 #bbcqt it’s a silet and stealth tax on those that have put everything on the line to build a future in addition to creating long term jobs.

[Gareth Clarke @gareth30]

1 of 2 #bbcqt The top 5% earners will be the only 1’s to pay more in tax! It’s utter rubbish. Every business owner that makes a profit (NOT A DRITY WORD) will pay substantially more tax as @UKLabour will increase Corporation Tax (CT) by almost 37% over the next 5 years!

[Gareth Clarke @gareth30]

HELP for a family member! Honeymoon booked through #ThomasCook travel agent. Flights with @BA #BA told to go to airport as NOT flying with #ThomasCook but where will they stand when they arrive in #Jamaica and stay with #sandalsresorts @SandalsResorts

[Gareth Clarke @gareth30]

@MattBarnett2477 Absolutely brilliant...... I do hope the fish didn’t die chewing your crusties Mr B 😬🤢

[Gareth Clarke @gareth30]

@AdamAdamcook33 @NFFC1967 So how...how di....did that work out for ya 🤣

[Gareth Clarke @gareth30]

#M1 #Leicester #Delays

[Gareth Clarke @gareth30]

Heart felt condolences to the runner that passed away whilst running the #VCM @ViennaCityMarathon I watched the supporters and emergency services do all they could to help revive the gent! Best wishes to the family and immense support 🙏🏻

[Gareth Clarke @gareth30]

@MattBarnett2477 Seriously..... you need a few more lessons in #InternetThingy I’ve just found it for £6.61 https://t.co/amx7UjV2XF… send yours back for a refund and go for a #WeekendAway 🤪🤣

[Gareth Clarke @gareth30]

@MattBarnett2477 Check you!! 🤣 and on your birthday as well!!! 🎂🍻🎂🍻