Gareth Rhys McMahon

Aspiring novelist / writer. Maidstone United fan. Punk rock & heavy metal enthusiast.

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My film debut in 'Baron Monstructo' is now available to watch on youtube.
Check it out!
https://t.co/TKwOWFWQ4m

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@LanaWolfXXX Happy to help you with your problem. I can confirm: yes, you are definitely hot.

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@harleyxwest Well, that's just damned rude. He could have at least said thank you for the picture.

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@_deminovak Yes. But Mum might ask some awkward questions if you were in your underwear.

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@harleyxwest You're ridiculously pretty. And being neurodivergent as well only adds to it.

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@harleyxwest Good evening.

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@ihatelaika Two grains of sand and a postage stamp would cover more of you than that bikini... which is why it's so great!

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@LanaWolfUK That's a good idea. Problem is we haven't been on a date yet!

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@swaganmegan0 Too big? I don't understand this concept.

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@LanaWolfXXX I suppose it depends on whether you want me to be able to have a conversation with you or not. If you're naked, I wouldn't be able to speak. I'd just be staring and probably dribbling over myself.

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@bunnie_wifey Absolutely, yes. Is there an application form to fill out or will chocolate & flowers do the trick?

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@missveronikab I was starting to wonder if baby had arrived? Congratulations! Hope everything went well and that you & baby are both recovering.

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@Penny_Underbust I'm a writer and I can't say I've used the word recently. But yeh, perfectly fine to use it in a sentence if it gets your point across. In fact I should use hyperbole in a sentence more often!

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@abigaiilmorris You look like you just sat on something sharp.

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@abigaiilmorris @Brazzers @AbbysPlayground Anything with you & Angela White. It would drive anybody who watched it out of their mind!

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@LilliLuxe Perfectly understandable. Fries are awesome!

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@Marcelatinbabe I believe it is the 'I have fallen off the sofa' position.

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@missveronikab Wow, that's a bold move. But yeh, if that's what you want to do and it works for you then I hope everything goes well.

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@rebeccamoreuk I'm assuming there is an application form to fill out for this somewhere?

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@LeahRosexoxNE Not quite sure that sex works like that... but hope you find somebody soon!

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@LBC I'm an Admin in children's mental health in the NHS + we have long waiting lists due to escalating staff shortages & massive underfunding. If you ask myself or my colleagues we all say we want to help as quick as we can... but we can't. We have to triage what little we have.