Gareth Penn

Winner of the fourth annual Baby Derby in Carmel-by-the-Sea.

"Those who cannot remember George Santayana are condemned to misquote him."

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@greggnunziata Six of the signers of the Declaration of Independence were foreign-born immigrants. One of them had the nonstandard given name Button.

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Winter falls,
gentle slopes,
bottom line:
fruitcakes.
Meter readers
in the attic;
suave competitor
— is me!

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@WalshFreedom Tariffs shift the job of collecting government revenue from the IRS to Wal-Mart.

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@Acyn Alcatraz was a failure as a prison and a money pit and it will be again if Trump has his way. It makes a better park.

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@JoJoFromJerz "Perpetuate" means to make permanent. Trump means "perpetrate" but the word is missing from his vocabulary.

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@JoJoFromJerz I just paid $4.78 (Seattle)

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@NancyMace "I survived to become the nation's public restroom inspector."

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@theliamnissan Charlie Kirk may have a pinworm infestation.

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@RepMTG So the injection of climate-altering carbon dioxide into the atmosphere will be a felony? You do it yourself, every time you exhale.

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@Acyn 1) "foreboding" means "predicting." Trump confuses it with "forbidding."
2) San Francisco Bay sharks, mainly leopard sharks, don't attack people.
3) Renovating the prison on Alcatraz would be a total waste of money.

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@Acyn It's a copy of his Atlanta mugshot.

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@RadioFreeTom Article I, Section 1* of the totalitarian social contract reads: "The leader is infallible." When leadership is omniscient and infallible, who needs experts?

*There is no other article or section.

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@MeidasTouch As they used to say in ancient Rome, rectum habet (he's right).

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@Acyn "Denying that this thing was not obliterated" means saying that it *was not* obliterated. Through his clever use of the double negative, Graham manages to say the opposite of what he thinks he means.

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@RadioFreeTom What happened to Obama? Has he been replaced by Mamdani in the hierarchy of MAGA boogeymen?

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@ruthbenghiat Stalin had an electric bell installed in the plenary hall of the Supreme Soviet that was rung to let people know when it was all right to stop clapping. They would have applauded their hands bloody without it. We need something like that in Trump's USA.

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@FPWellman "We are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia."

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@atrupar "He is the one who came up with that motto and that foreign policy doctrine." — Leavitt

"Peace through strength." — Ronald Reagan, ad nauseam (in office 1981-1989)

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@JoJoFromJerz Gas prices may skyrocket, but the price of eggs has been reduced by 400%. Stores now pay customers to take their eggs off their hands. If you buy enough eggs, you can afford more expensive gas. Trumponomics.

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@theliamnissan The Soldier of Orange.