Gareth Turner

[Gareth Turner @gareth_turner]

@tahirit7789 @KZ2026_ Fair

[Gareth Turner @gareth_turner]

@cineworld I’ve book a family ticket for the wrong day (should have been tomorrow but booked today) and I’m unable to cancel or move. Paid £35, only getting automated responses via ticket service. Please can someone help here? Genuine error, just need a human being to help

[Gareth Turner @gareth_turner]

#NewProfilePic

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Donald Trump has nominated Gríma Wormtongue as ambassador to the Kingdom of Rohan

[Paul Watson @paul_c_watson]

Very excited to say we are running Kitmas again this year!

We collect pre-loved football shirts, and raise money to buy new ones, for children who may not otherwise receive a Christmas present.

Please help make our 5th year our biggest yet!

https://t.co/jlmnldv6fS

[Gareth Turner @gareth_turner]

UK slowly morphing into a @fromsoftware_pr game

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

in chronological order

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Holy shit this is INCREDIBLE work from @ByDonkeys. And bonus points for projecting the entire thing on @Tesla headquarters, effectively turning @elonmusk’s building’s most visible exterior side into a cinema screen to broadcast the tale of his corruption and political malfeasance

[Larry & Paul @larryandpaul]

🇺🇸 The American Firesale: Everything Must Go!

[Pete Firman @petefirman]

Monday

[Make mine a double 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PMFA_No1]

This is fucking awesome 😂😂👏👏

“Jumbo breakfast roll”

[Sebastian Salek @sebastiansalek]

This might be the most switched-on crop of Labour MPs we’ve ever had.

15 of them are presenting private members’ bills today. It’s the biggest clue yet which issues they care most about.

The list of bills:

[Fudgemonkey 🦁⭐🏆 @marchmist]

I do love a no nonsense interview #UTV

[Gareth Turner @gareth_turner]

@BEOtheCEO57 @AVFCStatto It came on as a sub in the 76th minute in the following game and scored

[scaredofboobs🪲 @boobs_scary]

Capitalism always had an end. It was always finite. Play a game of monopoly for 70 years and see if you end in a draw. It ends in feudalism. It’s a mathematic certainty.

[Stevie @IrishJaguar]

Stop the count! #AVFC #UTV

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Her: Who's your favourite literary vampire?
Me: The one in Sesame Street
Her: He doesn't count
Me: I can assure you that he does

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Seems a pretty accurate description of what is going on.

[Esheru @Eshprojet1]

Dying

[Gareth Turner @gareth_turner]

@daraobriain @mrmarksteel Ironically, Parisian-style rioting back home.
Cars ablaze and Muslims getting the blame, I dare say many a Frenchman would recognise the scenes 🥖

[Moog @a_toots]

I made this a long time ago. Sadly, I’ve never been able to retire it because this awful prick just won’t go away. #FarageRiots