Gareth Pywell

I'm not wearing hockey pads

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Shilton Might’ve looked a fool at the 1990 World Cup Pens but he would’ve been all over these stuttering ones, only 35yrs ahead of his time. #worldcup #keepersunion

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All McDonald’s should have a flag outside on display and have it at half mast when the milkshake machines not working. #mcnoshake

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@Cantona_Collars What a dive though from Martyn!

[Stu’s Football Flashbacks @stusfootyflash]

On Tim Flowers’ birthday, a reminder of his finest hour for Blackburn Rovers in their penultimate match of the 94/95 season against Newcastle.

These four incredible saves ensured a 1-0 victory and arguably clinched the title.

That one from Beresford. 👌🏻

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Children’s books should come with a rating, not for age but for the light level needed to read them. #bedtime #story

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@AllisonPearson Where was your enthusiasm for a petition for the last government?

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@toryboypierce Why is this charlatan ghoul on my timelines?

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@anon_opin Totally agree

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@JamesCleverly Only had 14 years to implement any of these. We want a better class of politicians.

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How do we stop this happening?

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@FootballInT80s 1.Tony Yeboah vs Liverpool
2. Newcastle 94/95
3.Tim Flowers

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@RachelA1892 And these 3 to 5 year old kids will be thankful when they’re older.

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@IrvineWelsh Fair comment

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Weird listening to @bbc panel having a go at Southgate after previously praising him, then saying all he’s done is get us to two finals.

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@toryboypierce @cotdcouk a contender?

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@RishiSunak Guess or bet? #ToryBrokenBritain

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@TobyonTV Brilliant

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@BenKentish Be a good man and let @NickFerrariLBC know. Even @bbclaurak now uses a fact check before regurgitating Tory lies.

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@vicderbyshire should be in charge of all debates. #itvdebate

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@RestIsPolitics Awful.