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What a time to not be alive for much longer // Creator of @supthemusical

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Tax the rich(er than me)!

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girl do you hold the world cup scoring record cause you're Messi AF

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Am I the first one to reference The Lost Boys as Boy Wicked?

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@joecoscarelli @joncaramanica @joncaramanica the Drake flow you highlighted at the top of “Outside Tweaking” is essentially lifted from Robyn’s “Beach2k20”

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Original novella for A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms was titled "A Song of Dongs and Dookie"

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Can I still go off to Nikki’s verse on “Monster” or do I have to put it in the drawer where I keep “I Believe I Can Fly”?

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If you find yourself attractive are you low key bi?

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Normalize FaceTiming from the toilet

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@lovedbyanimals Keep my name out your mouth

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Some liberal very soon: “This would have never happened under Biden’s food pyramid”

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RFK said

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I would want dessert at restaurants more if they stopped asking me. It’s desperate, honey. Attract don’t chase.

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Safdie bros movies are 50% people being buzzed into doorways

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The plot of Pluribus

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"We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism," says Mamdani

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1 hotel pillow is too few. 2 hotel pillows is too many.

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Hear me out… Dirty Dancing reboot and/or a sequel called Dirtier Dancing. Connor Storrie is a dead ringer for a Patrick Swayze descendant and Rachel Sennott can continue cosplaying as a Jewish girl.

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I like when the hotel makes the end of the toilet paper into a little bow because there’s simply no feeling like wiping your ass with origami

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me waiting for my green girl booty call to show up

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@wall_insider i'll take 'em!

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@tonytdsco How did you get it to go through? Ticketmaster hasn't let me do it