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Asset to society

[Garf @garf36]

Dear @PresChoice, I've been bagging groceries with you for a couple of years now and still haven't received my first pay.

[Garf @garf36]

@McDonalds I guess I should has emphasized the picklessssss

[Garf @garf36]

@PresChoice what the hell?!?

[Garf @garf36]

@LAKings coach Sutter looks like he's good to go this year

[Will Carson @chipnchasehky]

As sweet as the @HockeyCanada uniforms are, I miss these gems #1994

[Garf @garf36]

Excited to see @MileyCyrus in the new suicide squad movie

[Garf @garf36]

@attell @1keithrobinson @chrisdcomedy @sammorril @wilsylvince just got back to toronto and we're still talking about this show,,unreal

[Garf @garf36]

@History_Pics I bet the porn is terrible on this

[Garf @garf36]

@PearlJam Yeti Vedder

[Garf @garf36]

@DomsWildThings found this in my backyard, any idea what it is?

[Garf @garf36]

@EliBraden what has 9 arms and sucks?

[Garf @garf36]

Just made up a pretty good song about peeing on the seat...also peed on a seat

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@TheEllenShow

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

Good morning Monday you fuck face

[Garf @garf36]

Who knew you could rub one out to woman's curling..... I'll tell you who,,this guy. #hurryhard

[Ryan Point @akaPointy]

@ItsDeanBlundell whaaaaa happen???

[Garf @garf36]

@DavidAmber you look like the upper half of a centaur...

[Garf @garf36]

@Jodiannarias Guilty!!!!!..........of having a great rack