James A. Garfield

20th POTUS. Purveyor of Presidential Badassery...

[James A. Garfield @garfieldjames]

Washington vs. Bengal Tiger? Damn that's sweet! http://bit.ly/9a2IdC

[James A. Garfield @garfieldjames]

What's more annoying than Charles J. Guiteau? LOST fandom. http://bit.ly/dmp5zj

[James A. Garfield @garfieldjames]

I like the Whopper, £#©k the Big Mac. -Garfield out. http://bit.ly/a80zJ7

[James A. Garfield @garfieldjames]

Thank you fans, with more than 25 of you, I get my own vanity URL. http://www.facebook.com/PresidentialBadassery is... http://bit.ly/aee9kf

[James A. Garfield @garfieldjames]

I didn't fight the Battle of Chickamaugua to let Crystal Pepsi get cancelled. Come to your senses, America!... http://bit.ly/9HQUeA

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Who names their kid Rutherford, anyway? His folks must have been up to the gills in bathtub bourbon. –Garfield out. http://bit.ly/bNaIsO

[James A. Garfield @garfieldjames]

Shaun White's Double McTwist? Stole it from me. -Garfield out. http://bit.ly/9pnzrI

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I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. -Garfield out. http://bit.ly/blwvsH

[James A. Garfield @garfieldjames]

James K. Polk is a punk. But he's got a sweet mullet.
-Garfield out. http://bit.ly/aoi0P3

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I was disatisfied with the direction of the nation's luge team, so in 1857 I invented skeleton. -Garfield out. http://bit.ly/bKUjOY

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If you haven't watched Chester A. Arthur puke in the Rose Garden, you haven't lived. –Garfield out. http://bit.ly/arvfzx

[James A. Garfield @garfieldjames]

I posted 2 photos on Facebook in the album "Presidential Badassery" http://bit.ly/aaynl0

[James A. Garfield @garfieldjames]

Beardliness is next to godliness. -Garfield out. http://bit.ly/90uL8s