Lieutenant double-yefreitor Ellie

girlfriend haver, garfield enjoyer

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

being in your 20s is realizing you’ve been passively suicidal your whole life and never expected to survive for this long but now you have to actively participate in your own life and because you’ve spent all your life wanting to die you have no idea how to actually live

[Lieutenant double-yefreitor Ellie @GarfPosting]

fuck

[heɪz(ə)l @cisgenderhaver]

why does this country hate transsexuals

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

Y'all worried about the price of eggs, I'm worried if I'll be legally defined as a human being tomorrow. We are not the same.

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

Trump said on day one he's banning trans people. If you voted for him then go ahead and unfollow/block me because you're dead to me.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

they should invent an election where you watch the results and don’t want to kiII yourself

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

mr evrart is helping me find my gun

[lee @smallllgoblin]

uggghhh guys... i had a fucking crazy night last night, barely remember anything.... and there's this weird tie hanging off my smoke alarm??? where did it come from????

[faith!? @soggystyrofoam]

i think either of these would probably work

[Orteil @orteil42]

i feel like if i tallied up all the sentences i've heard the most in my life, somewhere around "how're you doing" and "here's your receipt" i'd find "oh not in Utica no, it's an Albany expression"

[localthunk @LocalThunk]

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[Jamrock Hobo @JamrockHobo]

(97%) [Savoir Faire - Medium] Grab the tie

[actual heathcliff comics @RealHeathcliffs]

01 Aug 2024

[Zachary Ruane 🪱 @ZacharyRuane]

A note to my supporters:

[Gray 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @VorpalBi]

@lily_lxndr There there...

[Liam @these_last_days]

@lily_lxndr