Jonathan

I'd rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chaser after one.

[House of Cards @HouseofCards]

@TurnbullMalcolm There's always a leak.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Oh come on. They're doing it on purpose now.

[Jonathan @GarGa_MeL]

I could have ridden on horseback to & from @GaziRestaurant in the time it has taken #UberEATS to bring me the RIGHT food. #youreshit

[Jonathan @GarGa_MeL]

@bored_dangerous I love this. But you spelled the heading wrong. If not for that it'd be perfect. Fuckhead.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I tweet for MY pleasure, not yours. Hope this helps you enjoy following me even more :)

[Jonathan @GarGa_MeL]

@prancingaround did you hit the uber black again by accident?

[Jonathan @GarGa_MeL]

Mistaken lyric #173 - today I learned that the last line of "row row row your boat" is NOT "Like a spider dream".

[Jonathan @GarGa_MeL]

Just a few months ago I stood on the wall outside Hansa Studios in Berlin listening to Heroes. Shit. #RIPDavidBowie

[Jonathan @GarGa_MeL]

Hey @bored_dangerous ! @Higgo74 is finally playing bad religion

[Jonathan @GarGa_MeL]

There aren't many other people travelling to Hobart on Jetstar with a suit in their luggage... #mullets

[Kate Pattison @katepatto]

Friday Tune: 'The BreakUp Song', by @BaberahamLinc

https://t.co/lbrRxWxFmv

[Jonathan @GarGa_MeL]

Hey @bored_dangerous the song of the Autumn just became the song of the year!
http://t.co/B2R9cjrDwc

[Jonathan @GarGa_MeL]

@thescooplashow How is Kevin 8 y/o in the first film and 10 y/o in the sequel when only a year has passed? Is he a time traveller?

[Jonathan @GarGa_MeL]

Personal hell = In a German cab & Celine Dion comes on the radio. As I breath in to ask cabbie to change it he turns the volume up.

[Jonathan @GarGa_MeL]

@katepatto I got a little eye-moist when Hans died in the mighty ducks 3

[Jonathan @GarGa_MeL]

@katepatto @prancingaround that's not Greece?

[Jonathan @GarGa_MeL]

@charlee1024 @katepatto @BlakePhillips @prancingaround @skipperdogood @MacquiJurphy Who are you people? How did you get in my phone screen?

[Jonathan @GarGa_MeL]

"I'm a clansman" - @bored_dangerous #context

[Jonathan @GarGa_MeL]

@RonnyLerner you broke the Internet!! Cc @MJ20

[Jonathan @GarGa_MeL]

@screamloud @katepatto this was not content approved #internetsensation