Skippa

Happy to accept your money in exchange for my acc/wallet payment details. Posts may not be views of orgs/tweeter. Accuracy is coincidental.

[Skippa @skipperdogood]

@metrotrains Just something to keep in mind with your comms

[Skippa @skipperdogood]

It was my absolute pleasure to run to platform 1, to use the Samsung zoom to learn that I'd need platform 3, to run to platform 3 in time for it to leave, to then run back to platform 1.

Things change, @metrotrains but people use these things. Something to keep in mind w comms

[Skippa @skipperdogood]

How many different types of generic man are there? And how did they all end up in England? #AUSENG

[Skippa @skipperdogood]

With all the petty crimes being committed by England, a few of them should be playing for Australia

[Skippa @skipperdogood]

@black_lodge430 @ViktorDefi Oooo tytyty and GM

[Skippa @skipperdogood]

Three people on the train this morning along with their bikes. A sign of recent unreliability? Or a preference to avoid any chance of muscle atrophy due to coasting downhill into the city @metrotrains cc @eddiesummers

[Skippa @skipperdogood]

Yelling into a megaphone. Discuss.

[Skippa @skipperdogood]

Letterboxes with chimneys are underrated. Like there's a little old lady in there cooking over a bill-fired oven.

[Skippa @skipperdogood]

@DangerousDaveW Gotta double down: "we all remember our last"

[Skippa @skipperdogood]

@elonmusk @gainzy222 $8

[Skippa @skipperdogood]

Just discovered: The mob that has been storing soft plastics in warehouses has apparently also been using my mum's house #softplastics #aussoft #redcycle

[Skippa @skipperdogood]

I did not party over the weekend. Therefore I am Prime Minister.

[Skippa @skipperdogood]

@eddiesummers @metrotrains A feasibility study needs to be submitted to a committee before that can happen

[Skippa @skipperdogood]

You know the Hadron Collider has affected the world when there's a slow cashier at ALDI

[Skippa @skipperdogood]

@ASIOGovAu Assume you guys have secret buildings. Do any of them have a vent that, when traversed, leads to an inconspicuous manhole?

And any idea why crawling is the go-to when escaping a govt facility? You'd put a little airport buggy in there wouldn't you?

[Skippa @skipperdogood]

Imagine if @ptv_official put a myki touch on thingo on the inside of the gates.

🤯

[Skippa @skipperdogood]

Will this sign get more media attention than the current O'Keefe story?

[Skippa @skipperdogood]

The only drug here was Jesus Christ.

[Adam Curlis @TAFEeducation]

‘Hillsong defended holding the event and said it was "not similar to a music festival in any way".’

[Skippa @skipperdogood]

@_your_call pEoPlE oNlY lIsTeN tO 15 mInS aT a TiMe

[Skippa @skipperdogood]

@itsmoffee @nicshields 7:40. Now for traffic.