Garganium

[Garganium @garganium]

sick of shitters who grind and overlevel their starters weighing in on pokemon's mechanics

[𝙩𝙚𝙢𝙥 🍵 @temp6t]

how 10 year old me saw any non attacking move in pokemon

[Garganium @garganium]

@EPM106 dragon. dance.

[Garganium @garganium]

@CrueltyCanadian 1 100% accuracy SpDef drop move + 2 fire blasts will outperform 3 fire blasts damage wise, you'll save your limited 5-8 fire blast pp, and you'll not be tempting fate to miss

[effectfully @effectfully]

That intense feeling of betrayal when you realize she's laughing at your jokes not because she appreciates your humor, but because she's sexually attracted to you.

[Garganium @garganium]

@parakeetnebula rate of learning for all mammals. It's probably the best gift to humanity I can think of in the age of information, plus the funny addition that coyotes, rats, and all sorts of critters are a bigger pain to deal with than before

[Garganium @garganium]

@BenboQuest I'm glad people are coming to realize Outer Wilds is mid

[Garganium @garganium]

@Teslimatttt Cecil, Conquest /w sonic control implant, Isotope, and Space Racer.

Have Conquest fight Thragg while Isotope keeps Space Racer out of danger and taking pot shots at Thragg.

[Garganium @garganium]

@WaterMuseum_ Do not make big Jeezy the lure, not because it's blasphemous, but because he should be the bobber instead.

[Garganium @garganium]

@KeslerRosa36026 @z1papq Counterpoint: Dolores Haze, the original loli, is in the hebe age range.

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

The Chen fandom is dying retweet if you're a real chenhead

[Garganium @garganium]

@uncle_deluge I think it's worthwhile considering Jesus to be a transman (but not in the transgender sense)

[Garganium @garganium]

@rob_mcrobberson Wait, do these come with the bulge? Asking for a friend.

[Garganium @garganium]

@xwanyex I hoping you are using unironically incorrectly here.

[Garganium @garganium]

@_abbie_watson_ @selentelechia Boosting this because all the other comments are wrong. If you want to make biscuits and gravy, you need a roux.

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

I feel uncomfortable around short people what if I wanna lick their head

[Dissproportionately @dissproportion]

Tell me what The Vitamin for you was. Tell me what it was for small parts of your life if you don’t have one big Vitamin.

For me, it was sleep. For my sleep? The Vitamin is Benadryl or Unisom. I’m not fighting it anymore.

[Garganium @garganium]

@dissproportion Magnesium glycinate cleared up my sleep issues and leg cramps

[Garganium @garganium]

@tmddyan2 Horses are a domesticated animal that don't walk on concrete or carry adult men on their backs in the wild.

[Garganium @garganium]

@dinkeigh @dyingscribe I'm here as a PSA that I recently bought a can of Zyns on a whims and my first 6 made me feel like I was going to throw up for half an hour

[Garganium @garganium]

@dyingscribe Bhikkus who practice semen retention unlock the real sex perk when they go 14 days without nutting. The Lamas talk about this.