Jimmy

No Misato slander on the timeline, 🐦‍⬛

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

“Homer would’ve hated Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey”

“Homer would’ve loved Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey”

Homer: “tell me more about these “femboys”

[josh @joshypooper]

situationship stabbed me but the police reported it as a domestic violence incident 👀 #ouushiii #whatarewe

[BarçaTimes @BarcaTimes]

𝟏𝟔 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭. 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐀 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑! 🔵🔴

[Essel @thatEsselguy]

We don’t want to hear “this is the Worst Madrid team of all time” 🙏🏽

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

The funniest part about the “Messi is favoured” conspiracy is the idea that FIFA watched him endure four World Cup heartbreaks over 16 years, then one fine afternoon in 2022 suddenly decided, “Right, let’s start rigging it for him now.” 😂

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Streets saying Kermit & Miss Piggy got more World Cup Final appearances than Ronaldo 😭

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Agamemnon in front of the gates of Troy

[Alansito🎈 @Nini1924476]

Bellingham:"cómo te fue con el niñito de 19 años?"

Mbappe:"y a ti cómo te fue con viejo de 40?"

[shuja. 🇪🇸 @leftfootfinesse]

saw a madrid fan asking lamine to stop messi from b2b wcs

[Addicus Sappington @AddicusSapp]

Where to find condoms that aren’t so baggy google search

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[Muad'Dib Supreme @plugsburner]

Shit was so serious Messi was crossing with his right

[SAVASCO @savasco_of]

cucurella vendo que o mbappe é capitão do real madrid

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Kylian Mbappé today in Dallas

[pasqual @pasqual4]

"copa do mundo com 64 seleções não dá, vão matar o futebol"

Eu assistindo 2 mendigos transando na frente da minha casa:

[solène @clericpilled]

bc it is that serious

[234.cat @234noticies]

Keyne Yamal respon a M. Rajoy: "Confondre nacionalitat amb origen ètnic és un error conceptual: la ciutadania la defineix la llei i la identitat, no el color de pell"