beat this gem as a kid
it's about a 3 that gets zapped off the spreadsheet because of a power surge, and she has to go around the computer fixing all the messed up data
@moyix People defend this as "proper grammar", but I insist it's only applicable in cases where the sentence continues, as in: "I am better at grammar than Google, and all of those other goofballs," said some random guy on the internet.