NightlyLaughes

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One man’s trash is another man’s fake news.

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Los Angeles raised its minimum wage tax to $15 an hour. Meaning that residents who eat at Taco Bell can now eat at Chipotle. #minimumwage

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US says it was highly inappropriate for Iran to fire shots at a US ship, especially since Iran's ammunition consisted of left-footed shoes.

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Angry Texas A&M Professor fails entire class for being smarter than he is.

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CVS CEO to rioters: NOTHING WORTH STEALING IN OUR STORES

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James Harden's Kick To Lebron Causes Huge Spike in Karate School Admissions Applications.

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Millennials Most Likely To Purchase House In Afterlife When College Debt Is Fully Paid Off

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After increasing wages for employees, Walmart burns store supplies that can be used to go on strike.

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Philadelphia is rated 3rd in 2015's Top Places to Visit When Feeling Homicidal.

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Critics say 50 Shades of Grey starts slow, builds up fast, reaches a climax and then ends with her pursuing half his total net assets.

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A new poll shows that 3 out of 4 Americans would approve a war against ISIS. The rest just want to be someplace warm right now.

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Boston has its snowiest month ever, forcing residents to stay inside together. Now Bostonians hate themselves even more than New Yorkers

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Studies show men more willing to spend money on roses and chocolates than their girlfriends' Plan B.

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Super Bowl halftime show's Left Shark was returned to Sea World for further mental re-evaluation. NFL says no more animals to dance.

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Tokyo ranks as the safest city in the world. Try telling that to a Yellowfin tuna.

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If you repeat 'I'm here so I wont get fined' 15 times in the dark, Marshawn Lynch might appear.

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Kale shortage in NYC forces hipsters to smoke weed instead.

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Patriots Ball Boy: It was North Korea. #deflategate

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The Best Of Tom Brady’s Unintentional Balls Innuendo At His #Deflategate Press Conference http://t.co/cf2IcLwv6U