Garland

well I guess it would be nice...

[Garland @garlands]

@Doritos I like Doritos

[Garland @garlands]

$gamazings

[Mike Park @mikeparkmusic]

And now the negatives of the last 7 months.
-i look like shit
-more time with the kids(can also be a positive)
-i weigh more than ever before
-clothes don't fit
-mcdonalds seems like a good idea
-binge watching tv til 5 am
-double chin
-twitter doom scrolling
-son grabs my boobs

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[Garland @garlands]

@charlovebot Men are you too

[Mike Park @mikeparkmusic]

I would definitely eat del taco every single day. Crinkle cut fries and chicken soft tacos. Mmmmmm....Mmmmm... good

[Garland @garlands]

The only people that are idiots are the people running around calling people idiots.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Why don't you do something to HELP me?!!! 🤣😂🤣😂
🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼

[Daily Stoic @dailystoic]

“Silence is a lesson learned through life’s many sufferings.” Seneca

[Garland @garlands]

So if you body shame someone you’re cool, right?

[Garland @garlands]

@nkjemisin

[Friedrice Nietzsche @tinynietzsche]

a sadness only a morrissey could love

[Garland @garlands]

Let’s play.

[Bukowski Quotes @bukowski_quote]

“Beware Those Who Seek Constant Crowds; They Are Nothing Alone" - Charles Bukowski

[J. D. Landis @J_D_Landis]

Pessimists win most arguments only because they're usually correct.

[Garland @garlands]

Beach day.

[Garland @garlands]

Get ready for the pain train