Garland the Elf

[Garland the Elf @garlandtheelf]

Would you like to receive a one-of-a-kind, fully-personalized letter from Santa, worthy of framing as a Christmas keepsake? Check out https://t.co/OI6EviOjiP, the only *official* Santa Claus website, and peruse our whimsical Santa Letter Packages! #HolidayMagic #LettersFromSanta

[Garland the Elf @garlandtheelf]

WE DID IT! CHRISTMAS MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! #SleepNow #ElfHoliday #Satisfaction #Santa #Christmas #MerryChristmas #Christmas2018

[Garland the Elf @garlandtheelf]

RE: previous tweet about Mistletoe Mojito Time
It has been brought to my attention that mistletoe is poisonous to you folks down south, so please stick to more traditional mojito flavors like gingerbread and marshmallow. That is all!
#DisasterAverted #KillingtheSpokesElfGame

[Garland the Elf @garlandtheelf]

During the delivery, elves at Mission Control are all tensely staring at radar screens and saying things like “Roger that Big Red 1, climb and maintain 8000 feet, over.” For the rest of us it’s already Mistletoe Mojito Time! #BestTime #MerryChristmas #Christmas 2018 #ChristmasEve

[Garland the Elf @garlandtheelf]

RE: previous tweet about the seat warmers.
The sack of PRESENTS! Come on, this is a family show…
#Seriously #WhatIsWrongWithYall #ChristmasEve #Christmas2018

[Garland the Elf @garlandtheelf]

Ok, the Sleigh is airborne and right on schedule! Santa texted me to say the new seat warmers are keeping his sack nice and toasty.
#SantaTracker #Christmas2018 #ChristmasEve

[Garland the Elf @garlandtheelf]

Santa says not to worry about the press release. I dunno, I still think some people may not be aware that tomorrow is Christmas, but...I guess the boss knows best. #Santa #Christmas2018 #ChristmasEve

[Garland the Elf @garlandtheelf]

Oh my Jingle Bells I FORGOT TO WRITE THE CHRISTMAS EVE PRESS RELEASE. How will anyone know it's *Christmas* tomorrow without a PRESS RELEASE?! #ChristmasEmergency #Christmas2018 #ChristmasEve

[Garland the Elf @garlandtheelf]

Hmm, still feel as though I've forgotten something important. Oh dear, this is not a good day to be forgetful... #Anxiety #Santa #Christmas2018 #ChristmasEve

[Garland the Elf @garlandtheelf]

It's the big day! And...I feel like I've forgotten something. But what? #Mystery #ChristmasNerves #Christmas2018 #Santa

[Garland the Elf @garlandtheelf]

@MarieOsmond6366 That sounds wonderful! Gingerbread is my favorite!! You're a great friend and I hope you have the best Christmas ever!

[Garland the Elf @garlandtheelf]

I can guarantee that Santa would love these! (But then, the man's never met a cookie he doesn't like!) #CookieAddict #Santa #Christmas

[Kristin @KriskoHale]

Give Santa Some Delicious Heart-Shaped Iced Sugar Cookies #Recipe - It's Free At Last https://t.co/FcOLZndl7C

[Garland the Elf @garlandtheelf]

Santa wants all of you folks who are “borderline Naughty” to know that it’s not too late to salvage your final point total. We always stock the sleigh with a few extra gifts for those who skid into Nice territory on the 24th with seconds to spare… #ChristmasMiracle #Christmas

[Garland the Elf @garlandtheelf]

Each reindeer gets special treatment today, to prep for the flight. A rubdown, hoof pedicure, and special Christmas oats, plus antler sharpening (just in case).
#Christmas #MakeMyDayKrampus #Santa

[Garland the Elf @garlandtheelf]

Thanks to an apple cider spill, I accidentally skipped an entire page of my Christmas to-do list. BUT IT'S FINE EVERYTHING IS FINE NO NEED TO PANIC HAHAHA. #Chill #ElfProfessional #HolidayRush #Santa #Christmas

[hotticuslincoln 🦀 @HotticusLincoln]

The only day of the year you can RT this
#ChristmasEveEve

[Garland the Elf @garlandtheelf]

#SantasOtherCatchphrases Why doesn't anyone have a chimney anymore?? #Santa #Christmas #ChristmasEveEve

[Garland the Elf @garlandtheelf]

I'll admit, we're a little short-handed this year! Don't forget we're always looking for more great people/elves to join the North Pole Workshop! Check out career options at https://t.co/hXAO9vYnGt. #NeedMoreElves #HolidayRush #NoSleep #Santa #Christmas

[Garland the Elf @garlandtheelf]

This little guy is my Secret Santa this year. What do you think I should get him? #ReindeerGames #Santa #Christmas

[Garland the Elf @garlandtheelf]

Did you know that elves have Christmas lists, too? THESE beauties are on mine, if anybody cares to know... #SoSuave #LikeAnElfJamesBond #ChristmasList #Santa Christmas

[Garland the Elf @garlandtheelf]

True! Also, nice tights.

[HeyWhatDay @HeyWhatDay]

It's Christmas Eve Eve Eve!
#ChristmasEveEveEve #3DaysUntilChristmas