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seems fake but ok; torn between amusement and anxiety

[wait a minute.. who are you @garlicbread111]

My phone just autocorrected shit to shitaroni if you're wondering how my life is going

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Did you know if you hold an ermine up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by an ermine?

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@AllisonAngelene @Emily_Waller7 I put one gala apple into a bag of honeycrisps and say they’re all gala

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@Emily_Waller7 Literally I will stand by the fact that I should have been aborted given the chance. I had a shitty childhood in foster care. 0/10 would not recommend

[Leah Feiger @LeahFeiger]

In light of the draft of a leaked majority Supreme Court decision to overturn Roe v Wade, I want to call your attention to the people that would be impacted most by the end of legalized abortion across the United States. 🧵:

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@llcoolh25 happy 4 u!! Some good r&r

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@Emily_Waller7 Lol Doja cat did this recently on tik tok for a tune she made for Taco Bell. ~contractual obligation~

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@llcoolh25 I tried this and couldn’t decide if it went by PEMDAS or left to right but i finally figured it out based on the third placement

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@MyNamesVictoria I went through this stage for a solid week

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@trevor_barker4 Ew do not wish that upon us

[Andrew Shuttleworth @AndrewShuk2112]

I'm fully vaccinated and I have had my booster. No, I don't know "what's in it". Neither this vaccine or the ones I had as a child. Nor do I know what's in the 11 secret herbs and spices at KFC.

[jenny 🎀 @toukomaruu]

"dont believe social media, no one is posting their failures" speak for yourself. one thing goes wrong in my life and im picking up my phone to tweet it out immediately

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@trevor_barker4 Continue car shopping!! You deserve a car that I didn’t hit!

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@trevor_barker4 I try this, but then I also say fuck future me, present me needs sleepy time

[wait a minute.. who are you @garlicbread111]

It’s that time of day where I sit at my current job and look at other open positions elsewhere that don’t require 50+ hour work weeks and weekends

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@Emily_Waller7 I will even do it now at work sometimes because it’s so mindless but i also like laughing

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@Emily_Waller7 When I was in college, my roomie and I would literally just put the skits on YouTube and let them play automatically for hours while doing stuff around the house or studying

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

to whoever needs to hear this:

[Aly Dixon @aly__dixon]

doctor at my check up asked me if i had “any feelings of depression or anxiety” and i said “don’t we all” and she said “no” lol