lisa ☾

in dog beers i’ve only had one

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness

[lisa ☾ @garlicbread45]

can you imagine being so fucked up that GYPSY ROSE BLANCHARD is giving you advice

[TMZ @TMZ]

Gypsy Rose Blanchard says Mackenzie Shirilla has a lot of maturing to do behind bars before she feels remorse for the fatal car crash that killed her boyfriend and a friend.

[tasha @natashaunlocked]

no one is less suicidal than a guy who just told you he’ll kill himself if you leave him

[lisa ☾ @garlicbread45]

i fell asleep with my phone in my hand last night and at 1am my phone decided to call two ex boyfriends, one ex hookup, a couple random friends, and facetimed my landlord. does michigan allow assisted suicides?

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

Waking up with the vape stuck to my back like a barnacle on a ship

[hera @shiningdaisies]

if ur wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[lisa ☾ @garlicbread45]

@feederofcats i would take out a loan for you to ship him to michigan

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

I am begging you to unmute this

[Richard @gamray]

this is absolutely the greatest video of all time

[osama @0ba0sama]

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

This is what the most annoying fuckers you've ever met call their vape

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

want to be a chill girl so bad but unfortunately any minor shift in plans turns me into dennis reynolds

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

When I say SpongeBob is one of the greatest works of absurdist comedy, this is what I mean.

[✒️ @Literariium]

No one talks about how humbling it is to lose all your academic potential because of your mental health.

[kora @ilyasroza]

thought this was a scarily skinny and hairy neck

[໊ @user0000O0]

what is it called when you can’t take it anymore but you keep taking it