frankie

26 and deteriorating at an alarming rate

[frankie @garlicbudder]

yall this is really no shade but i keep thinking this is taylor swift when it pops up on my feed

[frankie @garlicbudder]

moving like a fucken sim

[Tesla Owners Silicon Valley @teslaownersSV]

Elon doing @elonmusk things with @mayemusk

[frankie @garlicbudder]

@DrinkAriZona lord please i don’t ask for much #arizonaisthebesttea

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

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[frankie @garlicbudder]

lowkey haven’t been brushing my teeth at night

[addy ❦ @dopestgiirl]

‘don’t vape around my baby’ okay first of all this the shit your daddy smoked in vietnam

[frankie @garlicbudder]

i thought love island was a weekly thing and when i found out it was daily i simply stopped caring

[frankie @garlicbudder]

i wanna see that movie backshots

[frankie @garlicbudder]

@bitrotting no george was just very particular about his enclosure

[frankie @garlicbudder]

i had a hamster once and its wheel was making a lot of noise so my sister tied it and my hamster died of stress the next die

[frankie @garlicbudder]

day* jesus christ it’s still a sore subject in the house

[frankie @garlicbudder]

wont be shocked if this mf just dies

[⁂ @icapsalot]

A hamster getting a massage 😭

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

buldak quattro cheese made my contact lenses fuse to my eyeballs

[frankie @garlicbudder]

one was born with it, it survived, passed the gene on

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

Genuine question for the Darwincels. What evolutionary pathway is supposed to produce a tongue that wraps around its fucking skull?

[frankie @garlicbudder]

question ! does pitbull stuff his pants or is he just always bricked during concerts

[frankie @garlicbudder]

@NuMetalKitty

[frankie @garlicbudder]

we going into the negatives now

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to three inches.

[frankie @garlicbudder]

baby that’s pinworms

[ahmed @ahmedxjean]

itchy asshole lasting for more than a week

[frankie @garlicbudder]

yall ain’t hearing her

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Instead of going to get "cracked", go CRACK OPEN YOUR BIBLE.