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tastes good / feels good/ iconic - will judge you without any facts

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@ABridgen Fucking idiot.

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@kplunketthogge @fredhogge @mrsconfit and I have the same meds for this exact reason.

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@JLewisland @McMoop @bobgranleese That was at the Ship a few years back, I remember it well.

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@LoveEU67 @The_ChrisShaw I’d say they were all cunts, but they all lack the warmth and the depth.

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Will all those people that would not be treated by ‘foreign’ doctors refrain from going to hospital if they contract #COVID19 ??

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If it’s not all about Whisky and Lulu and Arnie. What’s it all about, huh?

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@foodurchin @IcelandFoods have started to do this already in Ireland 🇮🇪

[Danny Zuker @DannyZuker]

Sources are telling me that as early as Monday, Fox News will ask its employees to lie from home.

[Phil Wang // Insta: @wangpix @PhilNWang]

Solidarity with burglars who are going to have a really tough few months

[Ken Olin @kenolin1]

We’re running out of toilet paper. Does anyone have a spare copy of Art of the Deal?

[Ed Cumming @edcumming]

My friend bought 18 loo rolls and her kids put them all in the bath

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@foodurchin Now is the time for that Wild Garlic scented hand sanitiser and soap range we always dreamed about doing. Now.

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The sun is out. My eyes are itchy, snot tap turned on. Hayfever is now in full effect. Am sure we have accounted for this in #coronavirus transmission simulations.

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I know that we will lose loved ones but can someone just fix the fucking @Ocado app please.

[P.E. Lawson @PELawson1]

I ordered some flowers to be delivered for my boyfriend tomorrow, just to let him know I appreciate him.

My friends just basically shat on it and said it’s ridiculous to get a man flowers. Now my anxiety is through the roof and I feel like an idiot 😬😬

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Genius.

[Paul Doherty @PaulDoherty___]

Iceland Foods at Kennedy Centre, West Belfast will be opening their store between 8-9am for the elderly starting this Tuesday. The wider public are asked to respect this hour as it has been allocated for elderly people only. Would be great to see other stores now do the same 👏

[Mark Hennessy @MarkHennessy]

Social distancing - Explained #coronavirus #COVID19 #ireland

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@alboreto Such a cunt.