GarlicJacksonComedy

Comedy Production House & Live Touring Troupe called by @NYTimes: Some of the City's best writers and performers.

[GarlicJacksonComedy @GarlicJackson]

@btcArtGallery @ZackBornstein @jamieabrew @robdubbin @FelipeDiPoi @JonathanRoumie REMOVE THIS.

You have been reported to Twitter & the DMCA for a copyright violation.

[Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser]

The planet is dying

[The New Yorker Humor @newyorkerhumor]

8:25-9 a.m.: Strap myself into a small rocket-room that is powered by the burnt remains of prehistoric kelp, in which I avoid dying by spinning a plastic circle wrapped in optional cow skin. @ZackBornstein https://t.co/ETfb9YLU7P

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

A former Russian troll speaks: 'It was like being in Orwell's world' https://t.co/SCbxTA1XH4

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

I hope the FBI finds and prosecutes the complete A-hole who hacked the President's account and tweeted this. https://t.co/cgejYAT0T2

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

.@JenaFriedman’s special on @adultswim is spectacular and devastating, and you will enjoy it as much as I did https://t.co/LlZzHAuCVS

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Wrote today’s Shouts & Murmurs in @NewYorker about we are bizarre creature who do bizarre things, and I hope you enjoy it

https://t.co/ZNrKomwEmD

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Need quick escapism from the fall of the American empire? Follow my new IG @zackliftsanimals where I lift & learn animals. It brings me joy.

[ZackLiftsAnimals @ZackLiftsAnimal]

MAXINE: Fleece texture, prefers almond butter, leads by example. Would lift again.

IG: @ZackLiftsAnimals

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

NATHAN FOR YOU SEASON 4 TRAILER https://t.co/CTTelXVvtH

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

I've watched a couple French comedies recently and just want to say I don't think the French are a very funny people

[brent @murrman5]

The left sandal is the flip and the right sandal is the flop. This isn't debatable.

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

Probably the most important trait of a good friendship is you both share the same walking speed.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

But the real question is where are George Clinton's 33,000 missing emails??

[Will Reese @willy_reese]

.@ZackBornstein & @GarlicJackson tweeted out by Takei. Tight. https://t.co/8zlVSHl85v

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

If this gets 100,000 RTs, I'll impeach Trump

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

LIVE FEED of Trump admin reacting to Mike Flynn immunity deal

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

My dear friend @thesheertruth has a new special out today on @SeesoTV, and it is wonderful, and you will like it, and all will rejoice

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

In the @NewYorker today with everything I did in 2016. What's on your list? https://t.co/6vf0NX4tig

[Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum]

Skittle.