Agent Garlic

Official Spokesperson of The Garlic Community

[Agent Garlic @garlicmancy]

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[Agent Garlic @garlicmancy]

🗣️🗣️ Garladies and garlicmen, I, Agent Garlic, have an announcement to make.

REJOICE😸 With my first garlicmancy spell 🪄, the dictator can expect a.. gassy💨 harvest‼️😹

I, Agent Garlic, will continue casting spells.. with his transgressions in mind..

For Garlicville 🫡 🤍🤍

[Agent Garlic @garlicmancy]

@Dictator_Like @Injustment222 @CFC_Whizz If you ever grow garlics they will fart on you when it’s time to harvest.. this is the first of many garlicmancy spells that are still to come..

[🐻 @GrizzFan76]

we showing that bitch ass nigga Vini what he coulda had bra Endrick let’s work

[Agent Garlic @garlicmancy]

@Injustment222 @CFC_Whizz Happy Life knows ball, Penzo is Pruno Penandes level

[Agent Garlic @garlicmancy]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Wallahi I have big news on Manchester City soon #soon 🔜

[Agent Garlic @garlicmancy]

when I get angry.. oh baby when I get angry.. my name changes.. from oh baby when I get angry.. to.. oh baby I am angry.. and then.. things.. bad things.. happen.. heh..

WATCH ME GARLICS.. I WILL ERADICATE THIS WORLD.. OF GARLIC HATE.. THEY WILL BE SQUASHED.. eugh..

[Agent Garlic @garlicmancy]

@Dictator_Like bingoooo

[Agent Garlic @garlicmancy]

Codename: Agent Garlic.
Status: Activated.
Reason: The Garlic Community is under attack.

I have joined as an official spokesperson. Dictator, consider yourself on notice. Every lie you spread is now being tracked.

[Agent Garlic @garlicmancy]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Wallahi I have big news on Manchester City soon #soon 🔜

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Arsenal exploring move to sign Vinicius Junior from Real Madrid. #AFC interest early stage + clubs not yet in talks but idea approved at all levels. Much rests on contract process as no breakthrough yet & #RMFC do not want free exit @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/qYdS5vlfE6

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

Morgan Rogers Update

• Morgan Rogers has given preference to joining the English champions. Other clubs are still actively in the race but acknowledge the player's current preference.

• Morgan Rogers has respectfully communicated his desire to leave to senior figures at Villa (significant).

• Personal terms have been explored and are not a hindrance at all.

• Morgan Rogers is sold on the Mikel Arteta project and plan for him.

• Morgan Rogers was on the shortlist of attacking reinforcements Arsenal discussed last summer.

• My understanding is that Villa and Arsenal are in contact through unofficial channels regarding any potential deal. Remember my words: the fee is key to this deal. The player is fully on board.

• Andrea Berta has asked to be kept fully informed about any other club making a move for Morgan. If Arsenal do make a move, there will be another update.

Chelsea, in particular, have been pleading with Morgan to showcase their plan for him, but as of today, the response is "Arsenal." Manchester United have also explored the situation of Morgan, with Carrick being a big fan.

Bradley Barcola and one other player are also of interest to Arsenal. Details on that in due time.

Arsenal are also in direct contact with multiple midfielders, as recently as a few days ago. The likes of Bouaddi, Scott, Kone, Larsson, and two others. As I mentioned yesterday, we are yet to make contact with any club officially while Berta explores personal terms with all of them. One of these players is convinced he is joining Arsenal. It's important to remember that Livramento also felt the same way, but it highlights how strong the conversations are.

Arsenal are also monitoring the Madrid midfielder situation. Tonali was offered to us in January; talks have never surpassed personal terms as of today. These clubs are using Elliot Anderson's deal as a market scale. Newcastle want crazy money, as do Palace for Wharton.

Personally, I hope its Ayyoub Bouaddi we accelerate a move for!

Taking a very short holiday. I'll be back!

HandofArsenal

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[Agent Garlic @garlicmancy]

@lappoosky @DeadlineDayLive What happened to your manager?

[Agent Garlic @garlicmancy]

@elephantsandtr1 @SakaEra_ What's your point here? Martinelli literally has 41 prem goals 😭😭

[Agent Garlic @garlicmancy]

@MoSalah W Salah

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@afcRusell @EvertonWomen Behave

[Agent Garlic @garlicmancy]

@premierleague @Arsenal @viaplay Declan Nice my goat

[Agent Garlic @garlicmancy]

@CFCJnR Just give him more time, Maresca said he had a dream that he will win something big in 6 or 7 years time.