vada pav whore

[vada pav whore @garlicnaanz]

bar hopping ki umar mein call hopping kar rahi hoon bas

[vada pav whore @garlicnaanz]

escalation is just corporate for main teacher ko jaake complain karungi

[vada pav whore @garlicnaanz]

im just sad cuz when Archies came up i thought of the cinematic catastrophe and not my bachpan ka sweet greeting card shop

[vada pav whore @garlicnaanz]

why must i pay for a fucking matte lipstick in this economy when i can just forget my lipbalm at home

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that???

[vada pav whore @garlicnaanz]

@floppytofu if you'd said nanDu, i couldve helped

[vada pav whore @garlicnaanz]

@floppytofu pray tell your plans

[#1 computer user @inherentvibes]

why did spotify change the heart to a plus. does this world really need less love

[Ria Chopra 🐍 @riachops]

being 24 is crazy because ek friend job kar raha hai, ek shaadi kar raha hai, ek vipassana kar raha hai, ek casual relationships kar raha hai, ek masters kar raha hai, aur ek drugs kar raha hai

[vada pav whore @garlicnaanz]

@floppytofu i am fashion ceo

[aiman @dumbsoftheart]

sorry karl marx i want to buy things

[vada pav whore @garlicnaanz]

the day they stop calling healthy snacks healthy snacks i will buy healthy snacks without feeling like a person who has the compulsive need to buy healthy snacks

[vada pav whore @garlicnaanz]

@floppytofu uhh who

[vada pav whore @garlicnaanz]

@milothiccccc ur the insect clearly targetted attack

[vada pav whore @garlicnaanz]

Uber and BeReal need to mutually decide and have different looking app icons i cant keep doing this

[vada pav whore @garlicnaanz]

methi mutter malai and neil nitin mukesh have the same energy

[vada pav whore @garlicnaanz]

@floppytofu this is u always and i will not hear otherwise

[vada pav whore @garlicnaanz]

@floppytofu what the fuck

[floppy @floppytofu]

the shocking realisation during a daily task that you’re turning into your dad

[vada pav whore @garlicnaanz]

@floppytofu i dont open them