Taylor White

They really need a garlic emoji

[Taylor White @garlicncheese]

Does anyone else have the issue where you keep hitting the fucking calculator app rather than the clock app when you tryna set an alarm? Please say yes

[Taylor White @garlicncheese]

@briweidenfeller ....In the head

[Taylor White @garlicncheese]

@briweidenfeller Are the though?? You seem pretty alive to me.

[Taylor White @garlicncheese]

@briweidenfeller Haha.

[Taylor White @garlicncheese]

@briweidenfeller @pinstripedheart Well that is because you are so

[Taylor White @garlicncheese]

@AndrewTiger Whoaaa defense mode came out on the PROWL right there HAHAHAHA

[Taylor White @garlicncheese]

I don’t want to be just a memory

[Taylor White @garlicncheese]

Spring Breaker boy #1 - *reads sign that explains how it is termite season down here* “Aw man you guys have termites here?! Dude look they have termites here!”

Spring Breaker boy #2 - “Yea and we are paying for them, so we are going to love it.”

.....Well thats a first

[Taylor White @garlicncheese]

@briweidenfeller Ew you gross

[Taylor White @garlicncheese]

@briweidenfeller @snitchblade @laurennichollle HAHAHAHAHAHAAH IM DYING

[Taylor White @garlicncheese]

@briweidenfeller Am I supposed to laugh at this

[Taylor White @garlicncheese]

When you tell everyone at the bar that your name is Courtney and then the bartender says “But arent you Taylor??”.. Flattered you remembered my name but, cmon man, ever heard of girl code?

[halsey @halsey]

you are the smell before rain.

[Taylor White @garlicncheese]

@AndrewTiger Weird, I didnt get a call. You sure????

[Taylor White @garlicncheese]

Major flashbacks to highschool with the pettiness

[Taylor White @garlicncheese]

@dmoeee HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Taylor White @garlicncheese]

All it takes is a photo and Im back to square one when it comes to you

[Taylor White @garlicncheese]

@allieemarie @ChicksInTheWild @dube_matt45 YOUUUUU

[Taylor White @garlicncheese]

Ever knew someone where if you see them out in public, you just want to instantly deck in the face? Because same.