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buckle up, fucklehead • she/her

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this is the funniest fandom imaginable

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omg the big brother cast doesn’t even know about ts12 ……………….

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

smootie :)

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me watching spongebob (a show that was the driving force behind crafting my current sense of humor) as an adult: this show is fucking funny

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being a woman is funny cause like when DID I learn what a pillow sham is

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“attention deficit kids in their gym clothes” is the realest lyric about a hometown anyone has ever written

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this is why u have to be annoying about being a swiftie, cause imagine this happened while ur busy and ur coworkers didn’t know to tell you?

[holls ⸆⸉ @holltoleratesit]

🫂🫂🫂🫂

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on the flip side of this you could spew whatever you wanted at me on a BAD skin and hair day and I would believe you without question

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you rly can’t tell me SHIT on a good skin and hair day

[mimi ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @watchinwisteria]

"sir theres a new reputation bodysuit"

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no way

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hey so what the actual fuck is going on in this show now

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my friend got one of those knick knack shelves at a rummage sale but doesn’t rly have any knick knacks yet so

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@CBSBigBrother whyyyyy the awkward few minutes between AI comp and live eviction. Just go straight to speeches!!! The drama is in the vote! #bb26

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happy ANALLICE day to all who celebrate #BigBrother

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is this anything on this earth better than going to the local farmer’s market, getting a little locally owned iced coffee, and buying locally owned little treats

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@nuocmammi Oh my god….the one under the bed?!?