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My two favorite holidays

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Nothing but net

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If you are really looking for a good time, loose nine accountants on the grocery store simultaneously to stock up for Spring Break.

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Rumor has it you can jump extra high today.

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Studying for the CPA is so rewarding.
How else would I be blessed with the knowledge that municipal sewers are in the 20-year class of depreciable assets for tax depreciation purposes?

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Little did I know as a wee child at the skating rink that I was really training for Usher’s halftime show.

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If I ever won Wimbledon I’d get a celebratory tattoo too. Congrats girl.

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@PierceDickson2 Ben Simmons thumbs down

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Followed closely by: “Dad, we are all gonna throw something at you, and you have to guess who threw it.”

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“Dad, I love you because you are always happy. Unless you are on the road.” Good job, sister.

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The end of the world plague is going to be started by artificial grape flavoring.

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Beach naps- stomach nap or back nap?

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Name a better tweet than this one… I’ll wait. #augrad

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@PierceDickson2 Is it because of the bird noise

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“Cliff Hanger? Is that a movie star?”
Catherine

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Why are grocery stores stupid bright? Probably half of global warming is the neon lights over the milk that make me wish I had my sunglasses on

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@peytonmims Mid time rush

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Writing in my calendar: “be spontaneous from 3 to 4”

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Control Z the mini-mesters