Jeremy Patterson

Professional nerd. Occasional genius. Amateur Superman.

[Jeremy Patterson @garomie]

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Jerrod Carmichael’s Scientology joke sucked the air out of the room #GoldenGlobes

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@Phil_Lewis_ Gold. Absolutely gold.

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I don’t know who was in this bathroom with me, but they were not prepared for what I did. Left in a hurry.

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Mina is being clingy.

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@SoupCatFishYOLO Thank you sir! Feels good to be back!

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@MrSchaefer3 I used to follow you. And now I realize that I do not.

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@MrSchaefer3 how dare you!

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@MrSchaefer3 Block me from your other Twitter.

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If my freedoms come at the cost of even one innocent life, then I'm not free.

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I'm not saying you have to worship me, I'm saying I would understand.

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