Garpini

Bio isn't a word, stupid Twitter.

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@BBCNews Save the effort, it will come to them. https://t.co/CPilj8wKJ6

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Arctic air could bring early frost to UK this week, says Met Office https://t.co/PJTXNsYO43

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@Criminalsimpson

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@wordymelt @Brainmage This one shows you where you're going, this one shows you were you are, this one shows you where you were.

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@Brainmage dental plan

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@GlennyRodge I'm the character in the film who, despite not having a desk job, can type at 200wpm and has never made a typo or spelling mistake or grammatical error or even missed any punctuation.

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@andrewhunterm Say your prayers, and then it's ka-blammo...

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@James_Jefferys @Herring1967 He can write jokes, he just chooses not to.

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@Brainmage @DaveGorman THREATS

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@SoozUK Kemper again 🙄

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@SlackHQ gonna make spoiler tagging markup a thing any time?

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@MartinSLewis Annoy grammar pedants by using the word 'less' fewer often.

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@SoozUK LISTER: Don't you care about anyone but yourself?
CAT: Hell no! I don't even care about you.

you might be onto something

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@Brainmage "Don't go grading my cha."

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@FrizFrizzle Roma ooh la la

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@cluedont Condolences on your recent bee-reavement.

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@The_StoneFox "If we had a blacklight, this thing would look like a Jackson Pollock painting."

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@SmoothDunk His job description is also "dick tittle".

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@cwgabriel That's ten years.

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@guardiannews "You don't watch TV? What's all your furniture pointed at?"

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@Geoff_McGivern Well, Zambia's just this place, you know?