cluedont

My dyslexia has reached a new owl.

[cluedont @cluedont]

@Nigel_Farage Can you just pop it in an email? Thanks.

[cluedont @cluedont]

I just let out three cars in traffic, then stopped so a woman and her children could cross the road. Pretty sure that means I've now got an OBE.

[cluedont @cluedont]

@ceej69 I can't promise anything.

[cluedont @cluedont]

The first person to moan about the warm weather will be struck in and around the face with a selection of Magnums.

[cluedont @cluedont]

@Ravenismeee Don't freak out.

[cluedont @cluedont]

Nothing says 'teamwork' like a photomontage of yourself.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆 🟡🔵

[cluedont @cluedont]

As if Piers Morgan wasn't insufferable enough.

[cluedont @cluedont]

That's going to be one crowded open top bus with all those referees and officials up there too.

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

ARSENAL ARE PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 🏆

[cluedont @cluedont]

@saniyafatma1278 Samuel L Dachsund.

[cluedont @cluedont]

What are birds doing? 'Oh I'm just going to fly over there'. What for? I don't buy it.

[cluedont @cluedont]

@CFCDaily I haven't been since that game, but I'm going today so I'm looking forward to finding out if it really is my attendance that makes the difference.

[cluedont @cluedont]

We had to say goodbye to Monkey last week after 17 years. He wasn't expected to make it to one due to severe epilepsy but he kept on surprising everyone. With me in four different homes and two different countries. Quirky, beautiful, and full of nothing but love. Sleep well, Mr.

[cluedont @cluedont]

Anyone know if the Strait of Hormuz is open? Someone on my local Facebook community group is asking.

[cluedont @cluedont]

@hjsedits All you need to do is say 'Hoo ha' quickly and it's pretty much nailed.

[cluedont @cluedont]

*does a bit of mouthsick*

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: For the first time in history, The World Cup Final will have a halftime show.

It will be organized by Chris Martin & Coldplay and could take up to 25 minutes.

[cluedont @cluedont]

@WhiteHouse What are you doing?

[cluedont @cluedont]

@piersmorgan More chance of plaiting fog.

[cluedont @cluedont]

We can't thank you enough for reversing the damage caused by that idiot. Oh, it's you.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

The Strait of Hormuz is COMPLETELY OPEN AND READY FOR BUSINESS!

[👽 @awwheyuu]

Why everybody on LinkedIn thrilled all the time

[cluedont @cluedont]

They 100% want you to let the duck in.