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[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

asking a toddler to switch seats with me on the plane so I can sit next to their hot mom

[The1andonlydavidrixx @RixThereal99054]

Gay ass demon

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Tony with the hottest goomah you’ve ever seen

[ᴮᵃᵇʸ ᶠᵃᶜᵉᵈ ᵃˢˢᵃˢˢⁱⁿ 🎭 @shotbysteph30]

Dude even lost his real name to a murderer

[redrum @griffisu]

i hate when a girl tries using a manipulation tactic you learned 6 bpd girls ago

[Natania Marshall ✞ @NataniaMarshall]

In American slang we often refer to money as “Benjamins”

This is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money.

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[Virgil @VirgilsQuill]

I love that we’re the new Rome. Peace with Persia in the afternoon and a gladiator fight in the evening, all on the Emperor’s birthday. Another 1,000 years.

[Q @garqnik]

My mayor Muslim, my bagel Jewish, my Christian Dior; Gaethje in 4

[The Coffee with the Chicory ☕ 🇮🇹 🦆 @DaCoffeeChicory]

I wonder what they're talking about

[🕷️Smart Alec🕸️ @_TheSmartAlec1]

Yeah man can I get the Supergirl cup with extra foreskin

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

It’s good to drink a lot of alcohol so that when you need a straightforward way to improve your life you can stop drinking

[Tony Sneedprano 🤟🇮🇹🥩🍝🍕🤌🦆🐎🍳🥃🤟 @TonySneedprano]

the haim sisters look like taylor's retarded henchmen goons always asking her "durh what's up boss"

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

can’t they put larry next to bobby bacala just once