“I reject nazi third worldism. I support sir duke Edward IV, he was a classical liberal zionist, social darwinist, anglo nativist. He was way more based than Hitler. He even supported giving equal rights to Jews, the edgiest thing in the universe. Hitler was brown or something”
my son sat me down and told me he was gay so I started screaming “ I CAN'T ACCEPT IT!!!!!! I CAN'T WRAP MY HEAD AROUND IT!!!!!! I DON'T GET IT!!!!!!” knowing full well my phone is full of gay porn and I have Grindr installed