G Mayne

Who do you think you are I am?

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I'm a wild card, y'all. I will straight up say "your guess is as good as mine" even if I believe my guess would be 15 to 20% better than the guesses of everyone else present and whatnot.

[Gibbons Daily @GibbonsDaily]

Gibbons are the only bipedal species of non-human ape, but due to their extremely long arms they walk quite differently to humans. Their arms are often just flailing around or draped behind them. Imagine how much harder it'd be to walk if your arms made up a high % of your weight

[G Mayne @garretichiro]

Some mfs just don’t know how to whisper. Idgaf about how your grandmas doing and what medical procedure she has to get next

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Happy International Women’s Day to all the beautiful baby girls out there today and every day

[G Mayne @garretichiro]

You don’t have as much control of brain as you think you do

[G Mayne @garretichiro]

I woke up to my 6am alarm at 8am

[G Mayne @garretichiro]

I wear everything I wore to sleep the night before, but I put on a cardigan and mfs clown me for dressing nice

[G Mayne @garretichiro]

Whole lotta mfs forcing themselves to speak pidgin in order to prove they from Hawaii

[G Mayne @garretichiro]

My roommate is a straight male, but when he gets mad at his video games, his tone turns into a gay man. Nothing wrong with how gay men sound, just thought it was funny

[G Mayne @garretichiro]

People always tryna get in my personal space, like yo, back the fuck up before I “accidentally” stretch my arms and connect my elbow with your nasal cavity

[G Mayne @garretichiro]

There’s a white dude wearing a NWA hat. Basically snitching on himself

[G Mayne @garretichiro]

“The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from the enemy” -Don Luciano

[G Mayne @garretichiro]

Ran out of clean socks today. My life has been spiraling downwards

[G Mayne @garretichiro]

I just looked at my ears in the mirror, and I mean I really looked at them. Like, I took a minute to just think about how ears look. And now ears weird me out

[G Mayne @garretichiro]

Ah lovely, the communal toilet seat still has the residual heat from the previous man🥰

[G Mayne @garretichiro]

I don’t know wtf squid games is but I already plenty mfs dressing up with a square on their face

[G Mayne @garretichiro]

Life lesson. Not everyone feels the same way you do about your chocolate croissant

[G Mayne @garretichiro]

Just moved in to my dorm, and to be honest, kind of wishing my parents would dip out already

[G Mayne @garretichiro]

80% of this trip has been my dad trying to figure out how to use google maps