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[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

FIFA calling the USA team tonight to explain that red card

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

He announced Mexico's goal TO THE ENTIRE STADIUM 😭

via @BlakeHHarris | #SomosMéxico

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

Netherlands and Morocco in penalties:

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Injured soccer players running onto the field 2 minutes after limping off

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Giannis leaving Thanasis in Milwaukee

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

Respect.

[620 WTMJ @620wtmj]

Artist Mauricio Ramirez completes Bob Uecker mural https://t.co/OWnVeTMTGE

[garretriese @garretriese]

@elonmusk Congratulations on becoming the first Trillionaire. So cool, very inspirational. Keep Grinding!!

[Jaylene🐰 @playmatejaylene]

The first trillionaire in human history

- Elon Musk
- Born in South Africa
- Bullied relentlessly as a kid
- Immigrated to North America
- Arrived with a backpack and a dream
- Built Zip2 with his brother
- Sold it 4 years later for $300 million
- Co-founded PayPal with the profits
- Revolutionised digital payments
- Sold PayPal to eBay for $1.5 billion
- Bet everything on Tesla and SpaceX
- Got mocked for electric cars
- Got laughed at for reusable rockets
- Nearly went bankrupt in 2008
- Kept building anyway
- Turned Tesla into the world’s most valuable automaker
- Made EVs mainstream and transformed the automotive industry
- Made reusable rockets a reality
- Reduced the cost of reaching space by 95%
- Sparked the modern commercial space race
- Built Starlink and connected millions around the world to high-speed internet
- Turned SpaceX into the most valuable private company in history
- Bought Twitter for $44 billion
- The world said he overpaid
- He was called reckless, stupid & crazy
- Advertisers fled, media declared it dead
- Critics called it the worst acquisition in tech history
- Renamed it 𝕏
- Rebuilt the platform anyway
- Turned it into one of the most influential platforms on Earth
- Launched xAI and accelerated the global AI race
- Sent astronauts to space
- Is trying to get humans to mars
- Created millions of jobs
- Generated hundreds of billions in value
- Inspired an entire generation of builders

Before:
- Failed repeatedly
- Worked insane hours
- Slept in factories and offices
- Got bullied, laughed at and mocked
- Constantly told “it’s impossible”
- Kept building anyway
- Made it possible

Today:
- Richest person on Earth
- First trillionaire in human history
- Largest IPO in history $1.77 trillion

Most people quit when the world laughs at them.

Elon Musk built the future instead.

Love him or hate him…

Nobody has changed more industries in a single lifetime.

Payments. Cars. Energy. Space. Social Media. Communications. AI.

History won’t remember the people who said it couldn’t be done.

It will remember the people who did it anyway.

Congratulations Elon.
The first trillionaire. 🚀

[🚫👁️Drinks on Saturday🇺🇸 @drinkonsaturday]

Kids these days have no idea what we went through...

[garretriese @garretriese]

@PardonMyMeme this you?

[thoughtcrime @thoughtcrime___]

the world’s first male lesbian

[garretriese @garretriese]

@BMunoz1982 @insanemrktplace cheney pre bird shot to the face looks like costanza

[garretriese @garretriese]

@BMunoz1982 @insanemrktplace Mint!!

[insane facebook marketplace items @insanemrktplace]

Lot of 1991 Topps Desert Storm Saddam Hussein Rookie Cards ($200)

[garretriese @garretriese]

@MrJerryOC @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyTake @PardonMyMeme All Jets?

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

"I need your clothes, your boots and your steel guitar."

Artist - Dakota Holden

[Lily Tang Williams @Lily4Liberty]

Could you please donate to my campaign to unseat Maggie Goodlander who was endorsed last cycle by @GIFFORDS_org?

I am a lifetime member of @GunOwners and my first testimony as a new US citizen was against gun control laws in Colorado 2013.

https://t.co/mzjs06AoW8

[garretriese @garretriese]

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[garretriese @garretriese]

@AndyHolloway @JasonMoore @FFHitman Would you guys trade Chase Brown for the 1.03 in a dynasty for this upcoming season?

[garretriese @garretriese]

@AndyHolloway @JasonMoore @FFHitman Would you guys trade Chase Brown for the 1.03 in a dynasty for this upcoming season?

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.