Garrett9000

never been on a surfboard before, but I'm not against it.

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@GrindeOptions Easy my dude. I'll let you watch me eat dinner by myself as long as you pick up the tab. Otherwise I'm eating at home or it's less expensive.

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@Brand0n @Tesla_AI I've been hitting that same issue lately as well. Even trying on different settings has been increasingly strange... Sloth remains 15 miles under the 40 M.P.H. speed limit while driving in the fast lane.

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America, fuck yeah! https://t.co/VDoDhDjR2L

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@LlerenaMateo @MCUFilmNews Like a "Who's Who of softball?" We're all for it.

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@JamesGunn think about it . . .
@sama looks like an alternate dimension Plastic Man.
#PlasticMan #DCU

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@YouFuckingIdio9 Only the hardest stunnas use this as a walk-up jam.

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@Fallout @elgato Replayability! Especially when getting creative with mods.

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https://t.co/OjZR6Ig7Zi
#SmashingPumpkins

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I feel so seen . . .
https://t.co/H4C2cSuL4X

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This is how I feel when pumpkin spice lattes are made available in August . . .
https://t.co/LBnYYFuSB0

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I am here for the DCKU - DC Knock-off Universe.

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

The Tollywood answer to BATMAN.

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We did it boys! It finally happened! #microplasicpenis
https://t.co/YJ1424hik1

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@FigureSkaterTV This is the worst thing about being in open water: https://t.co/dF4cqil0SI

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This is exactly the vibe I needed, driving home in traffic. https://t.co/gZJXFCVMcr

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https://t.co/SPWWAuMB4A

Housework, music, and drankin' a white Russian.

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This is one of the most exciting sports events I've ever been to!
https://t.co/vSqUafCGeV
#USSumoOpen #Sumo

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I just earned the 'Bar Explorer (Level 53)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/Tjf6B6QNeq

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I just earned the 'Hopped Down (Level 52)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/evCDRaAfbw

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I just earned the 'Beyond a Shadow of a Stout (Level 35)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/iEs3IPmf3g

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I just earned the '2X (Level 40)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/dnuz74W5pS