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I’m 6 bud lights in bro you don’t want to fuck with me

[garrypotter @garrettPW]

The days before adulting/jobs when all I did all summer was would push 🛹

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

These scrunch butt style leggings are so wild to me, it looks like you extended the ripples of your butthole unto your checks

[garrypotter @garrettPW]

Caught this terrifying video of this guy on my ring door bell last night @ 3 Am, lock your doors be safe y’all

[suh dude @whatupDreww]

https://t.co/OXivMU2GH6
House of Whores III. Don’t miss out. Limited tickets available!! Get them before they sell out!

[🅱️ @bryaansbased]

Prius drivers just different

[garrypotter @garrettPW]

👀😤

[garrypotter @garrettPW]

Drivers be so egotistical about letting ya switch into there lane, I ain’t cutting you in line at the cafeteria buddy, I’m just tryna get my exit

[garrypotter @garrettPW]

“If the class behaves this week then we’ll have a pizza party Friday “

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

CA is launching a $116.5 MILLION GIVEAWAY for vaccinated Californians!

$15 MILLION in cash prizes for 10 winners selected 6/15

$50k for winners on 6/4 & 6/11

Already vaccinated? You’re entered.

Not vaccinated? Next 2 million that get fully vaccinated can ALSO get a $50 card.

[garrypotter @garrettPW]

Just Finding out that the david after dentist kid was high on ketamine 😭😭 someone please add some techno over this

[garrypotter @garrettPW]

Please keep posting your pets faces after getting stung by bees. too hilarioussss

[garrypotter @garrettPW]

Why isn’t there hot Cheeto flavored rice cakes

[SLAP @SeeLAProsper]

You weren’t there tho...

2013-2014 LA had shit on lock 🔒

[drebae @andreaacabraal]

“nothing gets my dick softer than someone littering” - @garrettPW

[garrypotter @garrettPW]

My virtue signaling meter reading is off the charts

[Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz]

#TexasStrong

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Today, Mercury, the most frequently retrograding planet, ends its 20-day grip on civilization.

So when bad things happen to you after today, you’ll need to find something else to blame them on, until Mercury retrogrades again, 100 days from now.

[garrypotter @garrettPW]

Kinda ironic when people take out their phone while their driving to post on their story themselves complaining about bad drivers

[garrypotter @garrettPW]

I love this fuckin nerd 🥺

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Not that anybody asked, but the Raymond James Stadium, home to #SuperBowl LV, is oriented precisely north-south in the Northern Hemisphere. This means the Coriolis Force from Earth’s rotation will deflect any 50-yard kick, nearly 1/2 inch to the right. I’m just sayin’.

[garrypotter @garrettPW]

Reminds me of being younger playing fifa with older siblings and the one extraordinary time im actually winning they shut off the ps2 because “the games not working”

[garrypotter @garrettPW]

#2bearslive @bertkreischer @tomsegura @YMHstudios

[garrypotter @garrettPW]

“You’re an inch into your mom and your dads an inch into you, do you move forward or back?”
- @BertsHurt