Garrett Armstrong

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

This beautiful mandarin duck

This is a male, usually after breeding season these showy feathers will molt and he will have a more subtle appearance known as the eclipse plumage

[Michael Christmas @MickeyChristmas]

Psych is the most underrated television program in history

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Monday, scratch your nuts and sniff your fingers......You need the full Patua of life today.....

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

The show “The Bear” but the restaurant only serves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and water

[Maddysaur 🦖 @maddygould15]

CAN I GET UHH SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE???

[ygkristos @YGkristos]

Being a high functioning depressed person is so exhausting because I never really know if I’m actually okay or if I’m just doing things…

[K!NG jvmes @JamesSpitFlames]

Rappers are some of the most prolific writers the world has ever seen. But it’s rap so they’re not viewed in that sort of light or even respected as writers, for that matter.

[mark normand @marknorm]

I’m surprised more dads aren’t furious about climate change because I’ve seen how angry they get when people change the temperature

[mark normand @marknorm]

I got an erection at Sherwin Williams, I really went hard in the paint

[Garrett Armstrong @garrett_armstro]

Damn. Rest In Peace.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Demaryius Thomas, former Denver Broncos WR and Super Bowl champion, was found dead Thursday at the age of 33

[909🐺 @Charles98__]

@nottodayyoubum “That’s 89¢ worth of chicken”😭😭😭

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Kyle Rittenhouse Claims Self-Defense After Shooting 3 Jurors https://t.co/BTWeWunpNq

[We can have a society that honors life🌲🍄🌻 @TimOnTheTractor]

Good dog. ❤️

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Steve from Blues Clues is BACK and has us all in our feels

[Garrett Armstrong @garrett_armstro]

@PaladinViolet @Lyla_louise1 @Vespil_twt @JackPosobiec

[Garrett Armstrong @garrett_armstro]

Chang-Chi was a great movie!

[Mama V 🌼 @veronicaspeek_]

I’ll just leave this here.