Garrett Barraza

Get outside!

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Wow! Check out the flood waters in Flagstaff dragging a car down the road!

Source: Taylor Landy

[Garrett Barraza @garrettbarraza]

I just said the nonexistent word “likeded” to a stranger in a conversation and didn’t have time to address it, so now I just want to crawl in a hole and die...

[Garrett Barraza @garrettbarraza]

@corydcarver Ay

[Garrett Barraza @garrettbarraza]

The bar across the street from my house is my new home, I live here now. Sorry mom.

[Garrett Barraza @garrettbarraza]

Should I hop on that wagon now and buy a suns jersey before they’re 47 billion dollars?

[Garrett Barraza @garrettbarraza]

White people really be infusing truffle oil into literally anything... stop it.

[Garrett Barraza @garrettbarraza]

Who’s the person who participates way too much in your online class? Mine is Glenn, and he literally won’t stfu...

[Garrett Barraza @garrettbarraza]

@theoberinator real G’s move in silence

[Garrett Barraza @garrettbarraza]

Bread and butter pickles guys. Get with it, don’t wanna be on the wrong side of history on this one...

[Garrett Barraza @garrettbarraza]

If you don’t believe in aliens.... like are you dumb? Stupid? Or dumb?

[Garrett Barraza @garrettbarraza]

@taylorpaige__14 #lamplife

[Garrett Barraza @garrettbarraza]

Snow, in this economy?

[Garrett Barraza @garrettbarraza]

Let’s have 3 America’s! One for each idiot party, and then one real one that only the cool kids are allowed in and we don’t talk to the glue sniffing America’s...

[Garrett Barraza @garrettbarraza]

America? That crazy chick that been on one lately? Nah I don’t know her.

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Hit his ass with the No Look like J Kidd

[Garrett Barraza @garrettbarraza]

The bad whites are back at it babyyyyy.... lol y’all wild for that.

[Garrett Barraza @garrettbarraza]

I’m 100% the naked in the window neighbor. I stay forgetting my curtains are open. I’m sorry? You’re welcome? Pick one, and apply.

[Garrett Barraza @garrettbarraza]

wish I could use the force to crush people who annoy me, like a soda can. You know, how Luke did with that last dark trooper. I know It can’t be done, but ask my coworkers why I walk around with a half clenched fist pointed at their face. They don’t know why...but I do. I do...