Garrett Delaney

I talk a lot, play guitar for fun, and brew beer to drink. Oh, and I exude greatness on a fairly regular basis...

[Garrett Delaney @garrettbrews]

@MyBGE you guys suck ass. Four hours to restore power on the hottest day of the year, after cycling everyone’s A/C in the first place. Trash.

Baltimore - get a better option, please. It shouldn’t be tough.

[Garrett Delaney @garrettbrews]

Incredibly expensive things that have failed Baltimore the past few years:

1. Key Bridge
2. Lamar Jackson

…but the bridge actually had a legitimate reason for collapsing. @Ravens

#ravens

[Garrett Delaney @garrettbrews]

@JohnHarbaugh_ @Ravens Why the hell is Faalele still on the line? He needs to go. You either care about the team and your QB, or him. I don’t get it, and it looks like most fans are with me here…

[Garrett Delaney @garrettbrews]

@DCWarnerTheatre Any reason you couldn’t have posted this prior to the day of the show? Sent you a message on Instagram a few days earlier regarding this, and no reply. Quite a frustrating lack of communication.

[Garrett Delaney @garrettbrews]

@GroovyBruce 😔❤️❤️

[Garrett Delaney @garrettbrews]

@hwinkler4real Can’t wait for tonight’s talk! Enjoy DC, and see you soon! 🙌🏼☺️

[Garrett Delaney @garrettbrews]

@hwinkler4real Can’t wait to attend the talk and say hello in DC tomorrow! Started listening to the audiobook yesterday, and it’s wonderful hearing the stories directly from you!

[Garrett Delaney @garrettbrews]

@TommyWiseau I’ll be there tomorrow in DC! Looking forward to seeing “The Room” and then getting a pic and autograph!

[Arnold Radio News @ArnoldRadioNews]

117: Arnold Classic 2023 Debrief
Join The Gillinator, Shahi, and Brandon Krum, along with special guest @garrettbrews, as we recount our tales of high adventure at this year's Arnold Sports Festival in Columbus, OH!
https://t.co/v12AMnFMpv
@TheArnoldFans @KRUMSTUDIOS

[Garrett Delaney @garrettbrews]

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[Garrett Delaney @garrettbrews]

@JohnLeguizamo So bummed I missed it this weekend, man! Hopefully you come back this way soon - would love to get a pic and have you sign my original poster from The Pest! Safe travels in the meantime 🙌🏼❤️

[Garrett Delaney @garrettbrews]

@DollarShaveClub Figured I would submit the ode to my balls from yesterday as a reply to this tweet as well! Have to cover all the bases 😬🤘🏼

[Garrett Delaney @garrettbrews]

@DollarShaveClub An ode to you, left and right - I'll protect you first in a fight. Keep you cool with DSC spray, relief each and every day. Dangle with grace, twixt my legs you swing - hear the praise I sing. Truer words I shall not say - have you thanked your balls today? #paintmyballs #contest

[Garrett Delaney @garrettbrews]

@DollarShaveClub An ode to you, left and right - I'll protect you first in a fight. Keep you cool with DSC spray, relief each and every day. Dangle with grace, twixt my legs you swing - hear the praise I sing. Truer words I shall not say - have you thanked your balls today? #paintmyballs #contest

[Garrett Delaney @garrettbrews]

@Ashleystomps Happens to me all the time 😂

[Garrett Delaney @garrettbrews]

@katelynnmorgan Is this what it has come to?!? 😂😳

[Garrett Delaney @garrettbrews]

@maxbemis Looking forward to meeting you someday - caught a couple shows at Ottobar in Baltimore, but will stick around to say hello next time. I’m sure I’d be entirely whelmed, neither under nor over, hopefully 👍🏼

[Garrett Delaney @garrettbrews]

@ImKirstin You had excellent taste, minus the whole hating bacon thing...😳

[Garrett Delaney @garrettbrews]

@thiefclub You take care as well, man - definitely looking forward to catching a future show. In the meantime, stay safe and healthy! 👍🏼❤️🎼

[Garrett Delaney @garrettbrews]

If 2020 gets a reboot, it will most definitely be better than the original.