garrettgarner

Advertising professional. Soccer enthusiast. Golfer. Arsenal, Eagles, Sixers and Phillies fan.

[garrettgarner @garrettgarner]

Current soccer is unwatchable. In 90 minutes there are 4-5 minutes of actual exciting soccer, players going forward, players taking on defenders.The other 85 minutes are fouls, players rolling around after getting “injured” and 4 defenders passing in the back with no oppositions.

[garrettgarner @garrettgarner]

Can you say this?

Hilarious!!

[Congressman Brendan Boyle @RepBrendanBoyle]

This monologue from Homer Simpson about Philadelphia is one of the greatest moments in television.

[John Bollman @JohnBollman11]

This is honestly one of the most insane athletic feats Ive ever seen.

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

🇺🇸 160 Appearances
⚽️ 25 Goals
🏆 @FIFAWWC & U-20 @FIFAWWC Champion
🥇 @Olympics Gold Medalist
☝️ 1 Legendary Career

Crystal Dunn has officially announced her retirement from professional soccer.

[Marc Stein @TheSteinLine]

Mark Aguirre’s famous No. 24 will be retired Thursday night in Dallas and I really can’t wait.

To get ready I’ve watched this Converse commercial about a hundred times today … which takes you right back to the NBA’s 1980s boom and an absolutely glorious time to be a hoops fan:

[Advanced Football Academy @AdvFtbAcad]

Crazy CD Leganes attacking & defending practice 🇪🇸⚽️

(credit: skysports on instagram)

[garrettgarner @garrettgarner]

@KalshiSports

[garrettgarner @garrettgarner]

@chief113 Hahaha! I couple of guys I played with at Drexel were talking about this and I had to voice my frustration!!

[garrettgarner @garrettgarner]

Current soccer is unwatchable. In 90 minutes there are 4-5 minutes of actual exciting soccer, players going forward, players taking on defenders.The other 85 minutes are fouls, players rolling around after getting “injured” and 4 defenders passing in the back with no oppositions.

[garrettgarner @garrettgarner]

@IanDarke Current soccer is unwatchable. In 90 minutes there are 4-5 mins of actual exciting soccer, players going fwd, players taking on defense.The other 85 mins are fouls, players rolling around after getting “injured” and defenders passing in the back with no opposition.

[garrettgarner @garrettgarner]

@MenInBlazers Current soccer is unwatchable. In 90 minutes there are 4-5 mins of actual exciting soccer, players going fwd, players taking on defense.The other 85 mins are fouls, players rolling around after getting “injured” and defenders passing in the back with no opposition.

[garrettgarner @garrettgarner]

@EPLBible Current soccer is unwatchable. In 90 minutes there are 4-5 mins of actual exciting soccer, players going fwd, players taking on defense.The other 85 mins are fouls, players rolling around after getting “injured” and defenders passing in the back with no opposition.

[garrettgarner @garrettgarner]

@eurofootcom Current soccer is unwatchable. In 90 minutes there are 4-5 mins of actual exciting soccer, players going fwd, players taking on defense.The other 85 mins are fouls, players rolling around after getting “injured” and defenders passing in the back with no opposition.

[garrettgarner @garrettgarner]

@tobyasky Current soccer is unwatchable. In 90 minutes there are 4-5 mins of actual exciting soccer, players going fwd, players taking on defense.The other 85 mins are fouls, players rolling around after getting “injured” and defenders passing in the back with no opposition.

[garrettgarner @garrettgarner]

@Footballtweet Current soccer is unwatchable. In 90 minutes there are 4-5 mins of actual exciting soccer, players going fwd, players taking on defense.The other 85 mins are fouls, players rolling around after getting “injured” and defenders passing in the back with no opposition.

[garrettgarner @garrettgarner]

@EPLBible Current soccer is unwatchable. In 90 minutes there are 4-5 minutes of actual exciting soccer, players going forward, players taking on defenders.The other 85 minutes are fouls, players rolling around after getting “injured” and 4 defenders passing in the back with no opposition.

[garrettgarner @garrettgarner]

There were 11 goals in 9 Serie A games this weekend.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Incredible post. I’m in awe.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

A century of wins under Mikel ❤️