Garrett

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

.@ZohranKMamdani yes hello it is Danhausen ~ Danhausen needs a giant floating Danhausen balloon ready for the parade that drops pizza and hot dog to all the New Yorkers.

Danhausen may be placed in between Snoopy and Garfield.

PS ~ give the muppet who lives in a garbage can an apartment so he can get off the streets and turn his life around.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Why are you crying? It’s just a video”

The video:

[Kevin @FightOwensFight]

I miss wrestling.

[Garrett @garrettisfresh]

@AbakpaJob @Stephhaaahnye Spot on

[The San Andreas Fault @sanandreafault]

Hi, it's me, I'm the reason

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

[🕷️Smart Alec🕸️ @_TheSmartAlec1]

Look at me I’m Kane Parsons I created a massive hit web series as a teenager my movie for A24 stars Chiwetel Ejiofor and Renate Reinsve and is gonna make bank I’m on a podcast with James Wan fuck you

[j.h. @user_________01]

I bet drunk driving a muscle car back in the day was a near religious experience

[Garrett @garrettisfresh]

@jazzymercedeez People are closet haters but enjoy in silence lmao just like McDonald's

[spidey @lochan_twt]

"Claude usage limit reached. Your limit will reset at 3:30 PM"

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

“Let’s get a table outside”

Me:

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[Hear in LA @hearinladotcom]

it really is an embarrassment of riches

[Shrek @Shrek]

Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin'

[bird solidarity @future_liz]

Do I know what the backrooms are? No! But I recently went to an AMC that was not my home theater and the layout was so strange and discombobulating that I’m sure I can relate

[Miilato @miiilato]

getting a new pair of shoes as an adult and not a single person asks how fast you can run in them