Van

(poo / pee)

[Van @garretto98]

One time my brother punched me so hard in the face that he knocked my contacts out https://t.co/j7jRUXVReY

[Van @garretto98]

Truthfully need some one to go buck wild on it

[Van @garretto98]

Is it even possible to watch Game of Thrones without being impossibly unfathomably fucking torqued?

[Van @garretto98]

Mfs go to weddings and take pics of everything but the bride and groom😂

[Van @garretto98]

Shoutout my colon. My poop maker. My #2 homie. Been w me through thick and thin✊

[debo @killmefam]

I’d be smoking that shit on god!

[Van @garretto98]

And Texans can’t brew beer for shit. That’s the real problem facing modern America

[Van @garretto98]

Nashville is for wannabe southern pussies who can’t handle the real south

[Van @garretto98]

Proud of that shit💯

[Van @garretto98]

Cheetos remain the most gas chip on the market

[Van @garretto98]

Shit so big I had to put frozen peas on my asshole

[Van @garretto98]

I would never pull out of @KristiNoem

[Van @garretto98]

Scatter my ashes in the Long John’s frying pits

[Van @garretto98]

Bless up🙏 Swag out👏💯

[Van @garretto98]

My kinda girl

[Van @garretto98]

Feelin this whole “munch” vibe

[Van @garretto98]

Fellas, do you go down on your old lady out of the kindness of your heart?

[Van @garretto98]

Talking ab your problems w friends/family/neighbors/coworkers:👎👎👎👎
Talking ab your problems with a stripper:👍👍👍👍👍👍

[Van @garretto98]

Fuck me I’m Irish

[Van @garretto98]

Pack so stinky onions & garlic don’t even fw it