garrett

join a union

[garrett @garretttpayne]

This is an amphibian hate page, pick a side bitch

[garrett @garretttpayne]

had a nightmare about zathura again

[garrett @garretttpayne]

Telling my journal about the Kennedy assassination

[the sotce method @s0tce]

nothing worse than a man who had a good weekend

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

my son is gonna be so mad when i name him garett (short for cigarette)

[garrett @garretttpayne]

@salt_lukecity ngl this sat in the drafts for a while but we all have a cross to bear

[garrett @garretttpayne]

This is an amphibian hate page, pick a side bitch

[garrett @garretttpayne]

dog pedometer

[garrett @garretttpayne]

Do you guys like sex hamburger or hotdog style?

[garrett @garretttpayne]

I’d be cool with elon musk if he put every cop on the next rocket and launched it into the sun

[garrett @garretttpayne]

This monkey is included in my will

[nico ⛧ @unironick]

I seriously can't get over how cute this is

[garrett @garretttpayne]

Fav for a picture of me in my new hat

[Lukie @howsypartner]

Just roommate things

[garrett @garretttpayne]

goodnight

[garrett @garretttpayne]

If you’re single on Valentine’s Day go rotate your tires

[garrett @garretttpayne]

I’m one hangnail away from ending it all

[garrett @garretttpayne]

The worst part about not believing in god is not believing in a hell to send Mitch McConnell to

[Lukie @howsypartner]

It takes a village to raise a Gary

[garrett @garretttpayne]

I would not be surprised if you told me trump blamed lag at this point