garrettvanrooy

Actor, singer, improv comedian.

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You have GOT to be kidding me. #SaveZoeysPlaylist

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@GenPadalecki @jarpad My favorite comedic actor is Joel McKale. @joelmchale

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#covidsadness

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@TheBradSherwood - I just used the term "lusty debate" in a legitimate conversation with my wife. I thought you'd appreciate that.

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SPOILER ALERT FOR JUSTICE LEAGUE #SnyderCut - The music that plays when the Flash REALLY runs is so dang epic! #RestoreTheSnyderVerse

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I want @Instatituss to guest star on #ZoeysPlaylist JUST so he can sing with @thealexnewell - it’s the duet we really need.

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@sirnarvy I vote “no” on being productive.

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This is Robert Pattinson in the Batman trailer. Based on this ONE image, I'm kinda thinking I'd like to see them cast him in a live-action Blood Omen/Soul Reaver film series. He could legit play Raziel. #legacyofkain

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If I'm made president, I vow to allocate a significant amount of budget to updating the technology on fast-food sauce cups so the lids peel off completely without tearing into little pieces. #important #sauces #Ipromise

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A fine example of how time can change things: @ChrisEvans went from “Janie’s got a gun” to “Avenger’s assemble.”

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Just watched all the stuff Kevin buys in Home Alone at the grocery store. It rung up for less than $20 and I felt emotional. #homealone #inflation #groceries

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@sailortweek Hahahaha. Any chance she shaved them JUST BEFORE rock bottom and we are seeing the next day? Too much to hope for I suppose.

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@sailortweek Is it “woman at rock bottom” or “genius chess player at rock bottom?” I think they’d maybe be different (and both far classier than I would be at rock bottom. I’d be like the human embodiment of jello pudding).

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@TheBradSherwood This is a good idea. Next please work on permanent 3-day weekends please!

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Did @Wendys change the size of their small chili? I remember the small being larger last week.

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@sailortweek

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@NajJeter well done! Seriously! Fantastic voice work. Tears at the end! #SpiderManMilesMorales

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And the final words were, "Sammy" and "Dean." I'm not crying. You're crying. #SupernaturalFinale

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I propose Clueless 2: Beyond Trendy. Cher and Josh are married and have a teenager (any gender. All could be fun.) Teenager is trying to live its own life and isn’t that interested in current trends. All about finding connection with a trendy parent. @AliciaSilv #Clueless

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@sailortweek Docking fees.