Garrett Waschuk

[Garrett Waschuk @GarrettWaschuk]

do u ever spend so much money in like 4 days that u are too afraid to check ur bank account and u just avoid it like the plague cause same

[Garrett Waschuk @GarrettWaschuk]

@dawkosgames @nadia_small i got u b

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@nadia_small my fave is the one that is literally just “@garrettwaschuk” 😂

[Garrett Waschuk @GarrettWaschuk]

@nadia_small babe omg stop posting our convos online 🤭💦😫

[Garrett Waschuk @GarrettWaschuk]

it’s 8:26... do i risk no sleep to have an iced coffee

[Garrett Waschuk @GarrettWaschuk]

thank god for March savin the day

[Garrett Waschuk @GarrettWaschuk]

@nadia_small the stars don’t bother u when you ARE a star. jus sayin

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@nadia_small @ me next time

[Garrett Waschuk @GarrettWaschuk]

why are teenage boys so odd

[Garrett Waschuk @GarrettWaschuk]

2017 was wack.

[Garrett Waschuk @GarrettWaschuk]

sooo @god @jesus @holyspirit i'm just wonderin when i'll be able to live the life of luxury i know i was born for... if i could get an ETA on that it would be appreciated!

[Garrett Waschuk @GarrettWaschuk]

me: *gets 11 hours of sleep*

me: i'm feelin a little tired maybe i'll take a nap before work

[Garrett Waschuk @GarrettWaschuk]

@kcitharaazn can confirm

[Garrett Waschuk @GarrettWaschuk]

i'm bored time to start some shit

[Garrett Waschuk @GarrettWaschuk]

why is there no dislike button on ig i wanna piss off my enemies

[Garrett Waschuk @GarrettWaschuk]

@HenriquezBianca LOL STILL PROBABLY HAS BETTER DRIVERS THAN THIS CITY

[Garrett Waschuk @GarrettWaschuk]

edmonton should be famous for the worst drivers in the world lol

[Garrett Waschuk @GarrettWaschuk]

so this morning i sneezed and two people said bless you to me like wow i'm getting famous faster than y'all thought

[Garrett Waschuk @GarrettWaschuk]

mom: warns me about a shady friend
me: ignores her then gets fucked over by shady friend
mom: