Rickolas Garson

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All I’m asking is: was JD Vance anywhere near Ozzy this past week?

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I miss Yelp

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Sandro Botticelli throwing up a west side

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@foglake_ Hoobastank is pretty bad too

But because the Godsmack dudes were trying to sound badass their name is worse/funnier

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“It’s not about the journey, it’s about where you want to go.”

-Something someone probably said

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Me walking my dog after the edible kicks in:

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Haunted houses

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Jason Alexander looks like he’s about to drop the sexiest, panty-dropping yacht rock banger of all time

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The new Tesla trucks:

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This dude had a show where he would say stuff like “this tastes a little poopy but in a good way” and it went on for 13 seasons

But Mindhunter was cancelled after 2 seasons

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Taco Bell Doritos Locos Queso Sticks
=
Dorito breaded mozzarella sticks

I demand compensation for this idea

Your welcome, America

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So… in a way… illegal immigration saved Donald Trump’s life.

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Mac Demarco < Elijah Hood

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@jonnyreimer Is this for the Noel Gallagher collaboration?

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