Garrison Ostler

Make America Great Again 🇺🇸

[Garrison Ostler @garrisonostler1]

My future wifey out there being dummy thicc

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Halloween is thot season.

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What if we said naked like we say baked or we said baked like we say naked.

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Beans on my wrist, yuh chili. Steak on my Sammy, yuh philly. Beans on my neck cost me a Billi. These fools actin’ silly, yuh. Got me thinkin’, “dude, really?” Yuh.

[Garrison Ostler @garrisonostler1]

With the squad ready to #followtheprophet

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When I die, bury me in oobleck.

[Garrison Ostler @garrisonostler1]

@ksolis157 @jdub2053 Deported

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@jdub2053 @Hollysmith1515 @AssassinLake At least you can see my crocs in the picture 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Garrison Ostler @garrisonostler1]

@mallorii_alysee Nah baseball sucks.

[Garrison Ostler @garrisonostler1]

My Teacher: “Who’s better than Marvin Gaye?”
Me: “Marvin Straight”

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This was my WOILDEST kill yet! Emily Peterson is OUT! @AssassinLake

[Garrison Ostler @garrisonostler1]

If both my girl and my nerf guns are drowning and I can only save one, catch me at her funeral because it’s NERF OR NOTHING 🙌🏻😤😤💯🔥

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@k_razz23x3 Shut up

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I just got done watching 6 seasons of Star Wars the Clone Wars. Now idk what to do with my life

[Garrison Ostler @garrisonostler1]

Right place right time. Sorry Kota. @DakotaGrafe is out! @AssassinLake

[Garrison Ostler @garrisonostler1]

Who’s tryna squad up on PUBG mobile during our graduation ceremony?

[Andy @andyh_22]

“Because girls only like guys who have great skills” -Napoleon Dynamite https://t.co/ypk8bFn9lB